Baleman vs Angry Pomeranian

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Baleman vs Angry Pomeranian

Continuing the Man vs Beast trend these days, we have our human combatant:

Bale Batman.

vs

Our animal comatant. The cute, the cuddly:

Gidget from Secret Life of Pets.

Round 1: No armor/gadgets for Batman.

Round 2: Armor. No gadget/weapons for Batman.

Round 3: Full armor and gadgets for Batman.

Will the human prevail or does this cute and cuddly pet defeat the caped crusader?

Feats for Gidget? 😛

Gidget “feats”:

https://youtu.be/DVKOnK_Qj_U

(1:03) Stength. One shots what looks like a 15 foot croc. Crock was out of the fight a good 15+ seconds.
(1:06-1:11) Agility/Skill. Head-hops from one animal to the next chinese kung-fu style. Catches a viper and spin throws him at the end.
(1:15) Strength. Grabs a dog 2-3x her size, spins it and tosses it a dozen or so feet away.
(1:20) Strength/Skill. Jumps 10 feet in the air while carrying as traffic cone and drops it down precisely onto the croc’s head.
(1:22-1:25) Agility/Skill. more kung fu style headwalking.
(1:26) Speed/Agility/Skill. avoids a viper strike from behind after the strike has started. Grabs snake and has enough precision to use it to lasso 2 dogs together.
(1:36) Strength/Skill. Another 10 foot jump. Ends with a dragon punch on an incoming rat.

Damn, going by that clip, this match is legit lol. I will need to ponder this more. Still think the armour might be too much to deal with for those short claws and fangs though.

Ponder this I have... Gidget is too fast for Baleman... He loses

I have spoken

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
Damn, going by that clip, this match is legit lol. I will need to ponder this more. Still think the armour might be too much to deal with for those short claws and fangs though.

Her strength (grabbing and throwing a large dog over 10 feet) and blunt force power (one shotting a croc) would be able to do damage even with the armor, I feel.

Also, before certain ppl (not you, of course) go the “she’s a good dog and won’t attack humans” route. The assumption is that she would in this case. 😛

It depends on which blunt force feats you look at for Baleman, IMO. He actually has a few pretty decent high ends that often get overlooked in these battle threads.

And at the end of this clip:

YouTube video

Though granted, those are body/leg impacts. Not hits to the head. If the dog gives him a flying kick to the head with the force to floor crocodile, then, yeah, it would probably rock him hard.

Gidget hit that 1k+ lbs croc (https://www.ajc.com/news/national/300-pound-foot-long-crocodile-captured-australia-after-evading-rangers-for-years/qpssHdMJ57Cns8ppEQCbuK/) with enough force to flip him over his length (not side) though. That’s quite a lot of force. A normal human would not have the strength to do that. Or even close to that. Most a human would do is maybe annoy a croc of that size with their kicks/punches.

Well, to be fair, a normal person would also pulverise their legs or spine trying to do what Baleman did in those clips. But yeah, as I mentioned, I don't see him taking a lot of headshots, which means the dog has a good shot across the board.