If I was president

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I'd be terrified to shine a black light on the oval office.

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Originally posted by Impediment
“The Oval Office carpet is thick with Presidential semen. They look out of the window and think "I own you all" and jack off like ugly apes in humping season. It's what they live for. No one who wants that is to be trusted. Why can't you all see that?” -Spider Jerusalem

You know Spider's a filthy liberal.

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A liberal not a leftist. Definitely wouldn't get triggered over "it's okay to be white" signs and wouldn't fall for 4chan pranks about the okay hand sign being racist.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

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I see Stringer beat me to it, but oh well

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Originally posted by Lestov16
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I see Stringer beat me to it, but oh well

What do you think I had in mind when I made the title?

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent
Originally posted by cdtm
What do you think I had in mind when I made the title?

i see you are also a cultured man

dadudemon Senior Member

Originally posted by Lestov16
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I see Stringer beat me to it, but oh well

This is awesome and hilarious. I can't believe they made a cartoon with that content in it in the 1940s. A handsome male secretary in every woman's lap at work while the man stays at home doing dishes? Incredible! That's awesome! haha

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Originally posted by cdtm
I'd be like Andrew Jackson, minus the Trail of Tears.

Breaking the back of central banks is a GOOD thing. Maybe I'd dump the dollar and make Bitcoin or some other crypto currency the new national standard.

Post how you'd run things, and go with your gut. I want to see what's in one's heart, and not distilled and diluted through cold meticulous thought and facts.

just for one day....

SquallX Senior Member

I’ll go after the federal government, but I know I’ll be assassinated, but before I go, I’ll make sure I take some of the top dogs with me, expose them, and make sure they come to full power again.

I’ll be like Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid series in exposing the Patriots.

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Well President Trump was nice enough to give America uniform.
I'd induce the elderly to become more involved with us. All that knowledge they have would build our country into dream land.