John Wick vs a Grizzly bear

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John Wick vs a Grizzly bear

This begins with John Wick meeting a grizzly bear which is on the loose while melee (close-range) combat may be allowed.

As cartoonish as Wick is, especially after the last film, I don't see how a melee confrontation with a grizzly ends in anything other than him getting mauled.

Wick befriends the bear. Duh.

Bears and cars don't really mix though. What happens if the bear destroys his backseat? Who does he go on a revenge rampage against?

Mother nature.

So, chainsaw for the next movie then?

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
Bears and cars don't really mix though. What happens if the bear destroys his backseat? Who does he go on a revenge rampage against?

There was no car in the OP, so they just high five and go their separate ways.

Originally posted by riv6672
There was no car in the OP, so they just high five and go their separate ways.

Fair point.

What about if the bear Wick is fighting had just killed his dog

Then, funnily enough, he'd probably ram it with his car if he could.

I don’t think Wick would be as mad at a bear as he would at a human.

Though, in all seriousness, it is certainly possible for an action hero type who is skilled enough in melee to beat a bear, providing they have some bladed weapons of decent length. I can actually think of at least one TV character that's taken down a fairly large bear using a long knife and a hatchet. But that guy was a friggin' Viking renowned for being extremely hard to kill lol (and that fight sequence is also kinda terrible). But if it does come down to a physical melee conflict, then Wick dies horribly.

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
Though, in all seriousness, it is certainly possible for an action hero type who is skilled enough in melee to beat a bear, providing they have some bladed weapons of decent length. I can actually think of at least one TV character that's taken down a fairly large bear using a long knife and a hatchet. But that guy was a friggin' Viking renowned for being extremely hard to kill lol (and that fight sequence is also kinda terrible). But if it does come down to a physical melee conflict, then Wick dies horribly.

I can see pretty any live action Tarzan taking down a bear w. a knife. It’s their whole shtick that they grew up fighting jungle predators.

As a side note, Keanu’s been chill w. bears since he was a wee lad...:

The grizzly kills him.

Aside from hippos, rhinos, and elephants,grizzlies, kodiaks, and polar bears have the strength to end any land creature in the planet with a single strike. Having on multiple occasions completely shattered Spanish bulls skulls and broken their backs with a single strike.

So if I hit a Spanish bull with my car at 40mph head on, it would probably die but it's skull would still be in one piece. That's pretty crazy

I like this continuing trend of various action movie characters vs grizzly bears. Been a good trend, and I for one would like to see it continue.

Grizzly bear discovers that Wick is unkillable so the bear just runs awy..