Thor vs. Man-Bat

Fight in Gotham.

Night time.

Thor is patrolling the streets, looking for Man-Bat.

Man-Bat spotted Thor first and has the element of surprise.

Who wins?

Man- Bat sends one of his bats against Thor ftw.

At this point, I can only assume that there is some kind of benefit to hating on Thor. A genie is gonna pop up and jerk me off, I'm gonna have some kind of amazing rush or something, anything and goddamnit I wanna get high to so....

Thor loses

Thor gets stomped

THOR ****ING SUCKS!

Do I just wait? Do I get a check in the mail? An invitation?

Not bad, for a beginner.

But... you need to believe what you're typing.

Only then you will get rewarded.

Depending on how this next Thor run goes I may get there.

The sheer way he looks is going to be hard to get behind. I know it's a thunder rune but damnit if it does not look like a tiara and that's just gonna be rough.

Yeah...

😂

Yeah...just wtf kinda Vietnam brow place did you go to bro?

well that's sorta racist, it's Sailor Moon

At least Sailor had hers done by a pro. It sincerely looks like Thor used ****ing Mjolnir to thread his own eyebrows on while drunk...or sober, whichever one makes him shake more

Man-Bat.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

😂

It sure the hell is. Someone in Marvel said "it sure would be cool if Thor had this wtf ever that is right on his god-damned face"

And then multiple more people said "**** yeah, that is badass" and then they continued to pass around a pipe that contains what I can only assume is the best crack our planet has ever been graced with.

Originally posted by zopzop
Is that picture real? WTF Marvel.

Yes, it is.

Here's the full pic:

Man-Bat definitely wins with prep, but loses in a one-on-one fight.

I am hoping for some tiny bit of redemption with Thor, I see that visually, I am not going to get it. But hopefully, he will have good stories.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
I am hoping for some tiny bit of redemption with Thor, I see that visually, I am not going to get it. But hopefully, he will have good stories.

Donny Cates will save him

As for this verses, Thor shitposting aside from some people, Thor wins.

He's getting the PC

https://imgur.com/a/PtldEfm

Or just getting attacked by Galactus? Unless I missed something in that link.

I hope so Kazenji, I absolutely loved the God Butcher arc, it might be my favorite Thor story, the art, the feats and just the idea of trying to murder all of the gods, and how he portrayed the Thors was just spectacular to me. Which is why everything that came after was so horrible, if he had not done that arc first everything with Jane Thor would have honestly not been that bad to me.

At the end of the day they mythos of a character is far more important than any battleboard shit

https://imgur.com/a/zTUud2s

Gotcha. That one explained it. This should be quite interesting. Mjolnir and the PC will wreck house and maybe we will be able to revisit some Supes threads and it be a legit win for Thor. But once again, the mythos and the character himself should hopefully be Cates priority.