Hancock vs. Homelander

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There is no way for Homewrecker to harm Hancock

Originally posted by stan5677
Homewrecker

It's not his fault Butcher's wife is a whore.

Originally posted by Psychotron
It's not his fault Butcher's wife is a whore.

He could've said no if he didn't want to be a home wrecker, it's not as if someone like Homelander couldn't get some unmarried love.

Let's not perpetrate the notion that guys will try to get every pussy they can get, men are human beings with feelings

The blame should still fall on the married person. Banging a married a woman is alpha.

I'm not saying Butch's wife has no blame just that the term homewrecker is used exactly in the context of Homelander's fling, he had the choice not to be a homewrecker and he left it at the door

Butcher is still a cuck tho.

How is Butcher a cuckold? He didn't know shit and still killed the shit out of homelander's pussy baby on the spot.

You would have probably thanked homelander afterwards and offered to raise that baby for him.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
How is Butcher a cuckold? He didn't know shit and still killed the shit out of homelander's pussy baby on the spot.

You would have probably thanked homelander afterwards and offered to raise that baby for him.


Like baby Jesus.

Homelander stomps

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Homelander stomps

Not at all.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
How is Butcher a cuckold? He didn't know shit and still killed the shit out of homelander's pussy baby on the spot.

You would have probably thanked homelander afterwards and offered to raise that baby for him.

Butcher isn't going to kill his wife's son in the show. Count on it, fanboy.

Originally posted by riv6672
Fun reading since I last came in here, and nothing to change my mind. If anything, i’m even more convinced Hancock wins.

Homelander can beat Hancock, easily.

Hancock is a chicken and I have the evidence to bock up my claims. As soon as the fight starts, Hancock will have an eggistential crisis of infinite earths.

Hancock knows the pecking order and will lose like the mother clucker he is.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
How is Butcher a cuckold? He didn't know shit and still killed the shit out of homelander's pussy baby on the spot.

You would have probably thanked homelander afterwards and offered to raise that baby for him.

Wrong medium.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Homelander can beat Hancock, easily.

Hancock is a chicken and I have the evidence to bock up my claims. As soon as the fight starts, Hancock will have an eggistential crisis of infinite earths.

Hancock knows the pecking order and will lose like the mother clucker he is.

You got it

If Homelander goes up against a few fellow a-tier superpowered individuals in season 2, I can see him giving Big Willie Style a run for his money. However, John just doesn't have the feats to face a Superman, Thor, Cap Marvel, or especially casual whale-throwing, train-stopping Hancock right now.

Everything Hancock did apart from the horribly-written third act when Mary was passively weakening him was easy as can be for him. Hancock could erase all of the Seven from the histories if he wanted to at this point, and the only two that could see him coming are Homelander and A-Train. Alas, they could SEE Hancock coming, but not stop him.