Ninja Turtles (2014/16) vs Captain America (Endgame)

Location: New York Times Square at night

The Ninja Turtles are horny and they see Captain America walking around, investigating a crime.

The Turtles decide they want to rape Captain America - but they know he will put up a fight.

They are going to beat him up and then take turns sodomizing him, afterwards.

Question is, can they defeat him?

The Ninja Turtles insatiable-lust is at its peak.

They jump at Captain America.

Round 1: Turtles have their weapons and Captain America has his shield

Round 2: Turtles and Captain America are unarmed

Who wins?

Cap loses both fights, but especially without his shield. He's never gone up against 4 beings as fast, strong, skilled, durable and coordinated as the shell bros before.

What a dumb thread

Turtles have America's ass for breakfast, lunch and dinner

Beatiful thread. Turtles win.

Turtle Power.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
What a dumb thread

Originally posted by Impediment
Turtle Power.

1. Cap

2. Definitely Cap

Any one of them can fight cap solo

Originally posted by riv6672
^^^will not be enough.

1. Cap

2. Definitely Cap

nah coz....

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Turtles have America's ass for breakfast, lunch and dinner