(2014/2016 Film) Ninja Turtles -vs- Wolverine (X-Men: Last Stand)
Location: New York Times Square at night
After successfully raping Captain America, the Ninja Turtles sexual-appetite is not yet satiated.
The Turtles hunt around in the darkness, drooling, their hands covered in sticky semen.
They see Wolverine up ahead.
Wolverine is busy tracking Magneto, but he notices the Turtles.
Wolverine turns around and sees the Turtles staring at him, lust in their eyes.
The Ninja Turtles want to beat Wolverine up and rape him.
Wolverine pops his claws.
Who wins?