Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge

Started by StiltmanFTW3 pages

Scorp is Ed Boon's favorite character and this is his movie.

So of course he rapes those pussies.

Originally posted by Estacado
He made
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Goro look like a noob...he did kill with a cheap shot but still...
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Like you said, though, it was a complete cheap shot.

But I have no doubt that Scorpion would have still dominated Goro in a legitimate fight. Dude was next level haxx in this.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Scorp is Ed Boon's favorite character and this is his movie.

So of course he rapes those pussies.


Scorpion wasnt always written like some gary stu though. I think his ever growing popularity from game to game etc (in addition to being the lead developer favorite) just enabled them to eventually go all out in wanking him. Scorp has also become another corporate icon at this point I guess, as shown by the thing with him, Daffy Duck, and the WB logo at the beginning (still havent seen the movie yet, just bits and pieces).

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Scorpion wasnt always written like some gary stu though. I think his ever growing popularity from game to game etc (in addition to being the lead developer favorite) just enabled them to eventually go all out in wanking him. Scorp has also become another corporate icon at this point I guess, as shown by the thing with him, Daffy Duck, and the WB logo at the beginning (still havent seen the movie yet, just bits and pieces).

Yeah, nothing like an unbeatable character that nothing presents a challenge to, it really keeps the interest for 1 1/2 to 2 hours.... 😕

Even if Scorpion was a bit OP in this film, I still enjoyed his fights with

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Sub-Zero and Quan Chi.
Was also funny seeing
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Raiden clown Goro when he helped Jax. He pretty much KO'd him with a backhand lol.

The beginning scene/fight with Scorpion was good, enjoyed it and was a bit amazed at the amount of gore they showed.

After that, the story went downhill and most of the other characters were shit.

I do think it could have benefited from a longer runtime. I felt like things became very rushed once

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the actual tournament started. It went from that point to the final showdown in like 15-20 minutes.
More screen time could have fleshed out the plot and other characters more.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Scorpion wasnt always written like some gary stu though. I think his ever growing popularity from game to game etc (in addition to being the lead developer favorite) just enabled them to eventually go all out in wanking him. Scorp has also become another corporate icon at this point I guess, as shown by the thing with him, Daffy Duck, and the WB logo at the beginning (still havent seen the movie yet, just bits and pieces).

Exactly.

It was Scorpion's time to shine. Finally.

Sub-Zero had his own game, dammit, in which he sodomized Shinnok himself.

So good ol' Scorpy getting his five minutes is only fair.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

in which he sodomized Shinnok himself.

Literally or figuratively?

Originally posted by Robtard
Literally or figuratively?

Literally.

Hope he don't jerk off with his left hand cuz he about to lose it

Call me when Johnny Cage gets to Gary all over the place. ✅

Johnny Cage was a decent fighter but a total idiot (they really played that part up) in this one. Which is still better than Kano lol, who sucked on every level.

Scorpion could stomp Kang,Cage and Sonya at the same time in this film.

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
Johnny Cage was a decent fighter but a total idiot (they really played that part up) in this one. Which is still better than Kano lol, who sucked on every level.

I don't mind Johnny being dumb, it fits the character...!

man this was the shit.. love the violence.. scorpion rules

Originally posted by riv6672
I don't mind Johnny being dumb, it fits the character...!

I dunno. There is Cage being dumb and then there is

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taking literally half the movie to realise the tournament is real. Even after he had literally already fought and beaten Baraka, he was still like "uh, so is this a movie gig or not". Sonya basically had to sit him down like a child and explain it before he finally caught on.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Literally.

lmao

and yeah this was def a scorpion wank fest. he's cool but i always felt like liu kang should be the main protagonist. alas virtue is uncool in today's society. moping "badasses" are the cool thing now.

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
I dunno. There is Cage being dumb and then there is
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taking literally half the movie to realise the tournament is real. Even after he had literally already fought and beaten Baraka, he was still like "uh, so is this a movie gig or not". Sonya basically had to sit him down like a child and explain it before he finally caught on.

Daaamn, that IS dumb! 😆

Originally posted by riv6672
Daaamn, that IS dumb! 😆

Yeah. Honestly, if it wasn't for the fact that he was actually decently athletic and agile I'd have been surprised that he hadn't accidentally killed himself by falling off the toilet and smacking his head on a sink or something.