Two live action Batmen will try to kill you, the rest will protect you. Choose wisely

The scenario:

You live in Gotham City, in a home or domicile identical to the one you live in now. You work or go to school in a facility identical to the one you currently attend. Your life is otherwise no different than it is now, with the exception that you're living in Gotham.

Ben Affleck's Batfleck and Michael Keaton's Batman believe that you are a dangerous criminal and cannot be convinced otherwise. For the next twenty-four hours, they have teamed up and pooled their resources in an effort to kill you. They know everything about you, are bloodlusted, and will not stop pursuing you for the duration of this scenario until you are dead.

Meanwhile, the rest of the live action Batmen(Lewis Wilson, Robert Lowery, Adam West, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christian Bale, David Mazouz from Gotham) have teamed up to protect you from harm. They have pooled their own resources together and have all had two weeks of prep for this scenario. However, they have a no kill rule. They will not attempt to kill Batfleck or Keaton Batman, only incapacitate. They also cannot keep you holed up in the Batcave or their versions of Wayne Manor or take you out of the city.

If the team can keep you alive for twenty-four hours, they win. If Batfleck/Keaton manage to successfully kill you, they win.

West alone keeps them at bay via toonforce

also, where's the choice? lol you've mapped out who's on what team already lol

Yea you didn't word this properly.

I'm retrospect, yeah, I kind of f.ucked up with the title, but it's a play on an old meme.

Aren’t Kilmer and Glooney the same Batman as Keaton Batman but just different actors?

Keaton and Affleck are woefully outnumbered and out-gadgeted.

all i need is adam west batman...

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
all i need is adam west batman...

Kevin Conroy Batman stomps, even if he is animated.

Conroy is counted as a live-action Batman now due to Crisis on Infinite Earths on the CW, correct? Just asking, as if that is supposed to be Timm/Dini-verse Batman or Kingdom Come Batman, he brutally beats down Affleck and Keaton together.

Even without him, West has durability that is legitimately superhuman with withstanding a shark bite as if a mosquito bit him and has tech that can turn people into dust before re-hydrating them with fully-functioning physiology again. His abilities, stats, and gadgetry is too much alone for the both of Keatonman and Batfleck. Add in two other versions of the same Keaton Batman in Kilmer and Clooney, and now you have two other guys who can lift grown men in each hand, move fast enough to plant dynamite on people without them seeing it, deflect bullets after they are fired, have fireproof air-tight capes, can glide-punch through windshields...way too many options and feats on the side of the protection Batmen team.

Only question is: will Batfleck and Keatonman lure you out with people/things from your life? Like, can they take someone hostage and demand that you leave your house alone or something along those lines? In that case, Batfleck or Keaton COULD potentially shoot me with their Batmobiles/Batwings.

EDIT: spelling.

Originally posted by Impediment
Kevin Conroy Batman stomps, even if he is animated.

adam west batman kills kevin conroy batman 😄 😄