Batman unique challenge

Tired of the same old, same old, so how about something that never ever happens in a comic:

Batman is walking through downtown New Haven without his suit or gear. Just a business suit and fancy shoes. He passes by the Colosseum garage at 2 A.M. The Crips spot him going by, about 30 of them. They all have guns.

What happens?

*bruce shows them his batc%^$, which intimidates the crips into pointing their guns at their heads and killing themselves.

*bruce will star in the next BLACKED porno.

*he logs into KMC Vs forums and PMs carver to protect him.

*shows them his wad of cash and makes it rain.

bruce farts.. the crips bow down to him thereby bruce becomes the leader of the crips