Thor/Beta Ray Bill vs. Apocalypse/Juggernaut

Pre-Herald Thor
Classic Juggernaut

No BFR

Who wins

Team 2 stomps.

11/10

101%

They can't lose against a retard and a horse.

Hammer fusion dance

Juggernaut could try to overpower Thor's hammer. If Apocalypse weaves reality into power call Juggernaut would have a chance to call out Mjolnir.

What if Juggernaut throws a rock at Thor??

He better do it before Thor finds a cement truck...

Thor is probably the only character remaining in comics that Juggernaut still does good against.

Apocalypse morphs his hand into a drill and goes to work.

Juggernaut is obvs a nonfactor, and Apocalypse isn't beating Beta Ray and Thor by himself.

Team 1 wins.

Marvel is trying to bring Juggs back to his former glory again.

Nicieza will be writing his solo series, he is getting repowered and donning a new armor.

Also, spoilers:

Spoiler:
Mutants don't want him on Krakoa, even though he's been a bona fide X-Man more than once and they HAVE F*CKING ESSEX ON THE COUNCIL, who is not a mutant either.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Thor is probably the only character remaining in comics that Juggernaut still does good against.

Apocalypse morphs his hand into a drill and goes to work.

👆

Thor doesn't even try to resist.

He succumbs to pleasure and calls Nur his daddy.