Happy Birthday Parmaniac

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@Phil 34

Originally posted by lawest9
For real?
Yes I'm 88 years old, I was the co-creator of Spider-Man

馃憞

Which one is Parm again?

Originally posted by Galan007
88.

hitler

Hm.

And here I thought he was 14.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
@Phil 34
Nice.

I'm curious, but also a bit anxious about my 30s.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Thanks everyone

execpt of course

Every second you draw breath is a gift from me. Enjoy it. Happy B-Day !!

^sounds like a facesitting sesh

Parm still has fading marks on his face that say "Bill from Fayetteville, I am yours forever" from the time Sin sat on it.

everytime Sin tries to sit down, Parm's face will be there waiting for her. Toilets included

My 88/Nazi reference was lost on you plebs. ermm

Originally posted by Galan007
My 88/Nazi reference was lost on you plebs. ermm

Heil Hitler 馃憜

I was gonna make some nazi joke myself, but figured Parm deserved a break.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
figured Parm deserved a break.
Reported.

I guess ass eating is just a more interesting topic than nazis

Originally posted by Galan007
My 88/Nazi reference was lost on you plebs. ermm
My 14 to your 88 was also lost...馃檨

Originally posted by Galan007
My 88/Nazi reference was lost on you plebs. ermm

I chuckled personally

Originally posted Philosoph铆a
Nice.

I'm curious, but also a bit anxious about my 30s.

Dating in your 30s is like being on a junkyard while searching for the least broken/damaged thing.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Dating in your 30s is like being on a junkyard while searching for the least broken/damaged thing.
Based on what I've seen at work and various outings with my kiddos, I feel like you could roll through single moms all day long if you wanted to. A lot of these women are unbelievably thirsty.

Not sure how your nazi women are, though. I assume it's the same as long as you're white. 馃憜

I see lots of couples for which the women are 25-30 and the men are 30-35 so you have a 1 year countdown to get it.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Dating in your 30s is like being on a junkyard while searching for the least broken/damaged thing.

Wtf, this already happens in my 20s...

Raise your standards mate, you're a respected member of THE top comic book debating forum on the internet - act like it.