Originally posted by StoicWhat's pathetic is your own lack of a sense of humor, I know you're a Hulk fanboy but when you get to the point of insulting other posters then you're taking this fantasy forum too seriously.
Wow. You getting off on your own custom spite thread is absolutely pathethic.
No matter who your favorite character is, if you think it's that wrong in having a little fun with this then you need to step back.
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Logan with his slightly superhuman strength was still able to slash WWH up. He was tougher, sure, but still cuttable. X-23 cut his eyes out.Majestic with his Creation Blades, flight AND speed, somehow is losing this according to some lol.
Not to mention a simple BFR.
That’s the truly ironic thing.
Logan and X-23 managed to give the Hulk a difficult time. Moving all over the place, nicking and cutting, jumping out of his attacks and reengaging. Like little blades jack rabbits!
Yet, they are just basic mutants ...no real super strength, no real super speed, just blades and healing factors and lot of cajones/grit!
Then you bring a Superman-class being that has (high level) super strength, (high level) super speed, is a warrior with centuries of fighting experience, and unlike certain Kryptonians never holds back! He is also packing Kherubim war tech that includes armor, invisibility clothing ....but let’s ignore those and just focus on a sword that is sharp enough to cut even him!
And you substitute the two jump-jacking mutants with cute claws who still managed to frustrate the Hulk with basically what is a brutal warlord Superman with centuries of real world fighting experience carrying a sword that would make WonderWoman lick her lips!
This is why I don’t like Hulk fanboys. Like the Wolverine fanboys of a decade earlier (maybe Wolvie888 grew up to be Carver9 ...now, that’s a theory), the Hulk fanboys are simply incapable of logical thought.
Totally incapable of seeing just how one-dimensional a character like Hulk (or Wolverine before those fanboys devolved into Hulk FBs) are!
This is also why I don’t really mind Superman, Thor (before he got nerfed), Sentry, Silver Surfer or Thanos fanboys. At least THOSE characters have tremendous power.
But a green strong man who can jump, slap and smash (or a little hairy runt with ginsu knives popping out of his knuckles). Please!
Originally posted by spetznaz👆 post of the week, fellow ancient poster.
That’s the truly ironic thing.Logan and X-23 managed to give the Hulk a difficult time. Moving all over the place, nicking and cutting, jumping out of his attacks and reengaging. Like little blades jack rabbits!
Yet, they are just basic mutants ...no real super strength, no real super speed, just blades and healing factors and lot of cajones/grit!
Then you bring a Superman-class being that has (high level) super strength, (high level) super speed, is a warrior with centuries of fighting experience, and unlike certain Kryptonians never holds back! He is also packing Kherubim war tech that includes armor, invisibility clothing ....but let’s ignore those and just focus on a sword that is sharp enough to cut even him!
And you substitute the two jump-jacking mutants with cute claws who still managed to frustrate the Hulk with basically what is a brutal warlord Superman with centuries of real world fighting experience carrying a sword that would make WonderWoman lick her lips!
This is why I don’t like Hulk fanboys. Like the Wolverine fanboys of a decade earlier (maybe Wolvie888 grew up to be Carver9 ...now, that’s a theory), the Hulk fanboys are simply incapable of logical thought.
Totally incapable of seeing just how one-dimensional a character like Hulk (or Wolverine before those fanboys devolved into Hulk FBs) are!
This is also why I don’t really mind Superman, Thor (before he got nerfed), Sentry, Silver Surfer or Thanos fanboys. At least THOSE characters have tremendous power.
But a green strong man who can jump, slap and smash (or a little hairy runt with ginsu knives popping out of his knuckles). Please!
Originally posted by Putinbot1
👆 post of the week, fellow ancient poster.
Thanks. Some of us ancients have to bring some logic and order to the insane and the asinine on this forum.
A forum fight between Majestic and the Hulk is a non-fight. Literally.
The equivalent of the Midnighter fighting a drowsy Aunt May ...and I’m being mad serious! It is literally the same.
And by the way I like the Hulk - I just don’t like illogical fanboys thinking he can defeat his superiors because he can smash. It’s the same nonsense I was seeing many years ago with Wolverine8888 and his rabid illogical love for Logan. Now it’s the likes of Carver9 with the Hulk.
Me Majestic would laugh at the Hulk and have that little kid/mini-him fight the Hulk instead. Or maybe Donna Troy.
Originally posted by DarkSaint85missed this, also top notch.
Logan with his slightly superhuman strength was still able to slash WWH up. He was tougher, sure, but still cuttable. X-23 cut his eyes out.Majestic with his Creation Blades, flight AND speed, somehow is losing this according to some lol.
Not to mention a simple BFR.
@Phil and Spetz speed wrecks on a forum. It is perhaps the most easily exploited factor when you remove insane comic book logic that someone who moves a sonic speeds can perceive never mind react to someone at light speed etc.