Edward Cullen (Twilight) vs Sandman (Spiderman 3)

Wouldn't there be a stalemate for this?

No. Sandman would kill him

But what if Edward Cullen filled a bunch of sandbags.

Wouldn’t it be a stalemate?

its a known feat that edward eats sand so he wins lololol

Edward runs so fast on his face Sandman becomes Glassman and dies. Good thread. 👆

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
its a known feat that Edward eats sand so he wins lololol

Was it stated that he doesnt?

Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
That must be some kind of joke, it wasn't stated that he eats sand.

Lol the joke is that food is like sand to vampires, but he eats to keep up appearances around humans so he eats sand.

Well if he’s eating high school cafeteria food, then yes, Edward Cullen basically eats sand.

Even on pizza day?

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Even on pizza day?

^He has a point! On pizza day it's not like eating sand it's like eating cardboard.

Originally posted by Surtur
^He has a point! On pizza day it's not like eating sand it's like eating cardboard.

I had a sexy ass lunch lady in 6th grade. One of the first ladies I ever beat off to. I might go listen to lunch lady by Adam Sandler and think about eating rubbery pizza out of her butthole. Or one of those little bags of milk...my school was poor. Couldn't even afford a carton. Milk came in a little plastic bag.

I never really noticed the lunch lady in 6th grade.
My 6th grade teacher though, she was HAWT. I think to this day it’s why I obsess over blondes.