Superman vs Thor (sword fight)

They are fighting with their swords from down low

They are only allowed to use their dinks, who wins?

No moral

They rub them together, climax in seconds and go to sleep 👆

They get married.

Clark introduces Thor to the animals on Pa Kent's farm.

"WOW!!! Not even Toothgnasher and Toothgrinder are that hung!!! Thank you, honey!"

*gargling sounds*

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
They rub them together, climax in seconds and go to sleep 👆

They get married.

Clark introduces Thor to the animals on Pa Kent's farm.

"WOW!!! Not even Toothgnasher and Toothgrinder are that hung!!! Thank you, honey!"

*gargling sounds*

😆 Jesus

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-cough- Thor -cough-

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
They rub them together, climax in seconds and go to sleep 👆

They get married.

Clark introduces Thor to the animals on Pa Kent's farm.

"WOW!!! Not even Toothgnasher and Toothgrinder are that hung!!! Thank you, honey!"

*gargling sounds*

😂