Zombie War!!!

You are put in charge of a swarm of zombies. You cannot control them directly per se but you can “aim” them towards an enemy. You get to pick from the zombie armies below and set them against the others who will do the same in a zombie war free for all.

You get first pick.

Pheromones are splashed on each zombie to make any other zombies from the other army attack them while not attacking those within its own army.

Aiming, however, is a clunky one-time thing. You simply unleash your horde towards one direction (most likely towards the city) and hope they come out on top.

You must have the last zombie army standing.

Battlefield is the middle of an abandoned New York city.

If your army gets wiped out, the remaining enemy zombie swarm will attack your main base and you will be torn apart.

The armies you can pick from are:

15,000 walking dead walkers
3,000 white walker wights
5,000 World War Z zombie
5,000 28 Days Later infected
3,000 Zombieland 2 T-800s
80 Jason Vorhees (With Machete)

Which army will you pick?

WWZ zombos seemed stupidly durable, fast, strong and relentless. I'd say my army would wipe out all the others quite easily.

Is that supposed to be:
3,000 Zombieland zombies
2 T-800s
80 Jason Vorhees (With Machete)

Just curious, that looks like a typo.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Is that supposed to be:
3,000 Zombieland zombies
2 T-800s
80 Jason Vorhees (With Machete)

Just curious, that looks like a typo.

3,000 Zombieland 2( T-800's) that's the type of zombie. So 3,000 of the super fast, super tough and strong zombies that can dodge bullets and tank a bunch to the head before actually going down.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Is that supposed to be:
3,000 Zombieland zombies
2 T-800s
80 Jason Vorhees (With Machete)

Just curious, that looks like a typo.

T-800 is a type of zombie.

https://youtu.be/ZWCxh5mMy7U

Starts at around 1:55.

Probably the elitist. 80 Voorhees will wade through an army of zombies. The T800 as well ( haven't seen it yet just from what I've heard)

Originally posted by KingD19
3,000 Zombieland 2( T-800's) that's the type of zombie. So 3,000 of the super fast, super tough and strong zombies that can dodge bullets and tank a bunch to the head before actually going down.

Originally posted by Nibedicus
T-800 is a type of zombie.

https://youtu.be/ZWCxh5mMy7U

Starts at around 1:55.

Ah. I haven't seen that movie yet.

Where is the fast coming from? Durability top notch or damage soak I guess.

Gimme the Crystal Lake Juggernaut. It will be much slower going, and my team will get swept up in the horde at first but give my boys about 3 hours of nonstop slaughter and I guarantee the opposing teams number will dwindle by the hundreds, then the thousands, then they are all gone.

Nice thread btw. I mean, It's no Edward Cullen vs. the Justice League level of epicness🤣 but still nice

Fast in that they can catch up to outrun humans, not fast as in they're speedsters. Also they can dodge bullets to a reliable degree so reaction speed and intelligence as well.

And I'd say requiring several bullets to the skull before dying is pretty durable.

Durability would be bullets bouncing off the skull, damage soak is they are damaged but does not really hinder the performance. Either way it's still super impressive

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Where is the fast coming from? Durability top notch or damage soak I guess.

Gimme the Crystal Lake Juggernaut. It will be much slower going, and my team will get swept up in the horde at first but give my boys about 3 hours of nonstop slaughter and I guarantee the opposing teams number will dwindle by the hundreds, then the thousands, then they are all gone.

Nice thread btw. I mean, It's no Edward Cullen vs. the Justice League level of epicness🤣 but still nice

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Some of the T-800s retain some level of intelligence as well being able to dodge and block attacks as well as push away guns (I remember a freshly turned main character lookalikes doing those. They’re not just mindless monsters tho they suffer from extreme tunnel vision when they zero in on a target.

Main challenge for Jason would be if they can chop thru enough zombies that they wouldn’t get torn apart. After all, while it is easy for Jason to tear thru a humans (especially panicky scared ones), it is quite another for him to be held down by 10 zombies (while getting pressed down by another 10-20) that are chomping and tugging at his limbs. There is a solid chance that they’d eventually whittle him down and tear him apart.

Walking Dead army = might as well be practice targets. They get decimated.

White Walker wight army = Can't be killed except by fire or Valyrian steel, but they won't do a lot of good as a pile of bones twitching on the ground. They get stomped.

My pick is WWZ. Can get shot by automatic machine gun fire, fall off high-rise buildings and high walls, move like a prime Michael Jordan driving into the lane when they're after uninfected. 5000 of them would roll over the above two armies.

Haven't seen 28 Days Later or Zombieland 2. The original Zombieland is my favorite zombie movie ever, so it's a matter of time before I view it, and I'm guessing I should see 28 Days Later. Is the latter a pretty solid flick?

5000/80 is 62.5. That's 62-and-a-half WWZ zombies to each Jason. Sorry, but I don't see Camp Crystal Lake's hometown villain winning against those numbers.

In a massive melee though, I'm leaning towards WWZ. Really depends on which army meets which other army first. In a giant melee, the Jason company would be wise to find some high ground with limited access points and wait out the Battle of NYC. Team Vorhees then strolls in and chops away at the survivors.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Where is the fast coming from?

If you looks closely at 1:55 you’d actualy see the T-800 do a Neo-style bullet dodge. Dodging Tallahasee’s first 2 shots. That’s pretty fast. 😛

That is a lotta numbers to go up against.

And I saw the Dodge this time, I mistook it for him getting knocked back.

From what I remember, the WWZ zombies are basically just humans on a never-ending crack,bathsalts,PCP and adrenaline rush and nonstop attack mode which is pretty crazy.

In the book during the winter they would freeze up and you could shatter them.

The main reason I picked Jason was because I assumed that they were all fighting each other? It's not like all 31,000 Zombies are just gonna go after my 80 Jason. On top of him being the most intelligent by far and with a shitload of ninja feats over like 10 plus movies he may be able to go somewhat unnoticed amidst the thousands of other 5 species.

If it's just my 80 Jason fighting 31,000 inferior Zombies? I'm probably screwed but that's ok because unlike all of you I'm gonna regenerate eventually back home like a boss.

You make a good point. They would be fighting each other in a major free-for-all and more often than not (IMO) battles would be in clusters as masses of zombies from 2 or 3 armies run into each other. All the zombie forces would engage in the middle. The faster zombies (WWZ, 28DL, T-800, WWalkers) would likely engage first (but not all together, one horde would likely run into another and start tearing at each other) while the slower, lumbering ones (TWD, Jason) would lag behind and run into one of the other hordes.

This opens up the possibility that the Jasons would be able to split up one of the hordes between them and the other army they are engaging. But it also opens up the possibility that they get flanked by another horde (as the armies randomly smash into each other from all sides) and gets torn up in between. And with Jason’s mode of movement (lumber around randomly chopping at whoever is closest), the likelihood of being separated and swarmed is very high. With the nearly nonexistent command and control mechanism that exists in this war, it is hard to maneuver the Jasons in order to maximize their strength. IF they’re able to maintain a tight formation, it would be easy for them to rip thru everything. But that just isn’t the case here. Gaps will form, they will get split, they will get swarmed. The WWZ zombies/WWalkers would be the most troublesome due to this as they tend to swarm from above as much as they do in front/below (once they pour in from above, they can force gaps to form between the lines). It is simply a matter of how much reduction of the opposing armies’ numbers will have happened by the time this occurs.

Giving it some thought, however, depending on the distance between each hordes, the faster zombies may have already inflicted MAJOR casualties amongst each other by the time the slower lumbering armies arrive. This DOES give a huge opportunity for the Jasons to simply pick off the remaining hordes.

How slow DOES Jason move? Also, doesn’t he have some sort of weird teleporting/shortcut power where he somehow moves in front of his intended victim even tho they run much faster than him?

And that's what I am getting at, he is a bit more strategic than people give him credit for. As well as his stealthy teleport.

Here is my main problem with the wwz horde. They operate entirely on their auditory senses. And those senses are still human as shown by Brad's Pitt. Don't get above 10 decibels? They can't see you.

Now, they are in a battlefield with 31,000 beings that all groan, grunt, stumble, scream and nonstop rage as loud as possible. All of them except for my 80. He never gets past a whisper. So, considering the rest of the battleground is guaranteed to stay at a constant 80-100 decibels at the least. He will basically be invisible at least to the WWZ horde

Will the wwz zombies even attack anyone else? If they consider the other zombies sick or dead like them, they'll just ignore them.

Originally posted by KingD19
Will the wwz zombies even attack anyone else? If they consider the other zombies sick or dead like them, they'll just ignore them.

Nibedicus put pheromones on them like a cat, so I'm assuming he jacked off on all 31,080 zombies one by one. Probably took months.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Nibedicus put pheromones on them like a cat, so I'm assuming he jacked off on all 31,080 zombies one by one. Probably took months.

Hours.

/flex (only left hand, right hand tired)

Originally posted by Nibedicus
Hours.

/flex (only left hand, right hand tired)

Now that's a man! Not gonna lie, so In the middle of my Environmental Science lab (field trip to a landfill) I probably spent a good 5-10 min trying to calculate how long it would take to bust a GOOD nut 31,080 times. Not those blanks.

The actual number came out to years. I've had actual sex 3 times this month and I'm counting that and I've jerked off like maybe 10 times this month. This has no bearing on anything really just thought you would be curious about my masturbating routine

If you beat it ten times a day that would still take 3,108 days LMAO. That's like ten years 😂😅😅 You would burn your dick and arm off tryin to do that. Your a damn monster