Superman vs Thor w twist

Superman with one hand tied behind his back

Current version for both

Who wins

Superman could have all limbs tied, no knees/elbows/headbutts, and he'd still blitz him with his dick.

Or do this:

@MrMind

You need to chop off all of Clark's limbs off, castrate him (tower and the stones), gouge his eyes out, cut off his tongue (his spit would punch a hole through Thor's chest) and then maybe... maybe... Thor could put up a fight, but he would still lose.

Hahhahahaha omg phil

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
@MrMind

You need to chop off all of Clark's limbs off, castrate him (tower and the stones), gouge his eyes out, cut off his tongue (his spit would punch a hole through Thor's chest) and then maybe... maybe... Thor could put up a fight, but he would still lose.

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