Jungle Cruise (2020)

Started by Patient_Leech2 pages
Originally posted by riv6672
I’d forgotten all about this. 😆

Yeah, I did too, but to be fair the pandemic pushed back the release date a good bit.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Yeah, I did too, but to be fair the pandemic pushed back the release date a good bit.

That’s true.

I had this weird moment though, after seeing this thread again that I’d seen the movie and somehow completely spaced it. 😕

The movie that everyone keeps forgetting about. I think it comes out tomorrow...

I'm not going to lie, it looks awful, but I hope it'll still be entertainingly awful.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
The movie that everyone keeps forgetting about. I think it comes out tomorrow...

I'm not going to lie, it looks awful, but I hope it'll still be entertainingly awful.

Yes I have tickets for the wife and eye for 5pm tomorrow.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
The movie that everyone keeps forgetting about. I think it comes out tomorrow...

I'm not going to lie, it looks awful, but I hope it'll still be entertainingly awful.


Same.

I’m def. not going in expecting anything deep!

Very good reminded me of the Mummy more than Pirates

Spoiler:
the use of an extended orchestral version of nothing else matters is used to transition the film to a more serious mode beautifully. The suffragettes at the end back in London will trigger the usual crowd

The Mummy (1999) was a fun ride and still is, watched it a few months back and it still holds up.

So interesting that you compared it to that, might have to end up watching this.

Originally posted by Robtard
The Mummy (1999) was a fun ride and still is, watched it a few months back and it still holds up.

So interesting that you compared it to that, might have to end up watching this.

it is very similar at times and quite enjoyable. The Rock actually acts. He does humour very well here.

I probably will give this a chance when I get... a chance.

Especially since you mentioned Metallica, I think. 🤔

Not bad. Emily Blunt is great in everything.

I haven't quite reached the end of this yet, but as Robtard would say, it's pretty much ass. Not necessarily dirty ass, but more like glossy, desperate Disney ass.

As someone who has been on the Amazon river (in much the same way that the movie depicts, as a matter of fact: I went on a Medical mission trip with my dad on a boat in the Amazon of Peru) this is an embarrassingly goofy portrayal. The whole movie is just as I suspected, a sad attempt to make another Pirates of the Caribbean style franchise. And this time it is sort of a knock-off Indiana Jones movie. It actually made me think of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull a good bit.

The story is lame, the CGI is over-used and it's mostly cringe.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
I haven't quite reached the end of this yet, but as Robtard would say, it's pretty much ass. Not necessarily dirty ass, but more like glossy, desperate Disney ass.

As someone who has been on the Amazon river (in much the same way that the movie depicts, as a matter of fact: I went on a Medical mission trip with my dad on a boat in the Amazon of Peru) this is an embarrassingly goofy portrayal. The whole movie is just as I suspected, a sad attempt to make another Pirates of the Caribbean style franchise. And this time it is sort of a knock-off Indiana Jones movie. It actually made me think of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull a good bit.

The story is lame, the CGI is over-used and it's mostly cringe.

interesting PL I've also visited the Amazon. I just put realism aside for these sort of films. Ffs I lived in Cairo and have a really good working history of ancient Egypt but I lived the Mummy. For me, I just look at them as stories.

Yeah, I mean, I don't mind a little fantasy, I know it's a Disney flick. I don't mean that so much as a criticism as an observation.

The main criticism is that I just found the entire thing to be kind of a pathetic and cringy attempt to make another theme park ride blockbuster franchise. Literally the same

Spoiler:
"lift the curse" premise. I did like that The Rock turned into a literal rock at the end, though.
highlight for me.. haha. 😂

I'm not a fan of the Rock. Never have been.

The Rock is to movies what Steve Zahn was to movies in the 2000s.

I liked Steve Zahn in Sahara.
He told a funny story in an interview about hitting the gym to get in shape before filming, and feeling really good about putting on muscle/losing body fat.

And then Matthew McConaughey walked in on the first day of filming and Steve was like “well shit, now I feel fat again”. 😆

Watched it at home, it's not as bad as I thought it'd be, even with the blatantly obvious lazy ripoff** of POTC villain angle.

**

Spoiler:
The mutated undying conquistadors might as well been the mutated undying pirates

Juat call it dirty ass, Rob. I want to see you say it.

With some of the other decent stuff you've called dirty ass, yet not this...

This was the epitome of artificial, corporate, dirty ass.

So oddly enough a few nights after I watched this I saw...

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004) (Aka Anaconda 2)

And the comparison of these two films is kind of interesting. Because the plot is actually pretty damn similar. The're both looking for some special flower in the jungle, basically. To use for medical purposes/making money. It was crazy what a breath of fresh air this trashy sequel to another trashy film was because the locations and animals felt more real (aside from the obviously CGI anaconda moments, obviously). But the conflict with the characters and the environments were so much more interesting and compelling.

^^^i barely remember that movie.
Well, aside from Salli Richardson.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
So oddly enough a few nights after I watched this I saw...

[b]Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004) (Aka Anaconda 2)

And the comparison of these two films is kind of interesting. Because the plot is actually pretty damn similar. The're both looking for some special flower in the jungle, basically. To use for medical purposes/making money. It was crazy what a breath of fresh air this trashy sequel to another trashy film was because the locations and animals felt more real (aside from the obviously CGI anaconda moments, obviously). But the conflict with the characters and the environments were so much more interesting and compelling.

[/B]

never watched, but I will.