Zohan vs the Indominus Rex

Started by Tyrannoraptor2 pages

Zohan vs the Indominus Rex

What will happen here?

I’ll say Zohan wins, then you’ll say something “but what about Indominus Rex able to turn invisible Zohan will never see him” and we’ll go from there.

Sounds like a neat system y'all got worked out🤣

He makes a match, people comment, he then argues both combatants. It's cool

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
...He makes a match, people comment, he then argues both combatants...

Okay, so I’m not the only one who sees it.

Not at all

Indominus rex realizes you don't f$ck with the zohan

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Sounds like a neat system y'all got worked out🤣

He makes a match, people comment, he then argues both combatants. It's cool


But the Indominus Rex is enormous in size.

But here is the thing. You keep taking beings that are portrayed as regular animals like Mighty Joe, Rex ,Meg etc. who are awesome and powerful but they are based off of real life animals.

And then you put them against supernatural beings that have skin that's way past bulletproof or they are so fast that the opponent can't hit them.

Do you see what I'm getting at bro? We are just trying to help you make some better matches.

We are just trying to help you make some better matches.

Hey, I didn’t sign up for that mission. 🤨

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
But here is the thing. You keep taking beings that are portrayed as regular animals like Mighty Joe, Rex ,Meg etc. who are awesome and powerful but they are based off of real life animals.

And then you put them against supernatural beings that have skin that's way past bulletproof or they are so fast that the opponent can't hit them.

Do you see what I'm getting at bro? We are just trying to help you make some better matches.

So i guess supernatural beings like that may include Edward Cullen.

^^^ 😆

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
But here is the thing. You keep taking beings that are portrayed as regular animals like Mighty Joe, Rex ,Meg etc. who are awesome and powerful but they are based off of real life animals.
But actually, Indominus Rex isn't entirely based off of normal animals since it has shrugged off a nearly close hit from a rocket blast and hunt for sport.

A ‘nearly close’ hit?

Is that Like a ‘far away bullseye’?

Zohan eats Indominus.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Zohan eats Indominus.

Indominus Crushes Rock.

Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
But actually, Indominus Rex isn't entirely based off of normal animals since it has shrugged off a nearly close hit from a rocket blast and hunt for sport.

Correct it is not, you are talking about a ten ton animal with an armored hide, at that weight, the force of an RPG , wouldn't even knock it over.

I'm gonna break down grenades real quick for ya. Deadly? Absolutely. But not at any form of range. These next will be for the M67 Fragmentation grenade. Used universally by all American military, and a portion of Nato

Kill Radius-5 meters.
Injury radius-up to 15 meters.

Meaning if you are within 15 feet of that explosion, you are probably going to die or be so severely injured your life would probably wouldn't be worth living. As a friend and brother in arms, I would most likely put a bullet in your head if you were hit at this range but still living.

Between 15 and 30 feet? Expect severe injuries, possible loss of limb,you will need an Army Medic, or Navy Corpsman ASAP to assure you don't bleed to death. Your probably gonna make it though,expect a lot of shit talking when we get back and see you after deployment.

Between 30 and 45 feet? Injuries, some severe, mainly minor frag wounds unless it was in the face. Your wearing SAPIS and helmet? The likelihood of you dying is pretty damn low.

After 45 feet? Quit being a pussy, get up. Let's go.

Now, this in general, I have seen people survive worse and die from far less. And this is for a 200lb human being. We are talking about a 20 ft tall, ten ton animal, with a huge bone and muscle structure meant for hunting and fighting.

RPG's are a little different but nothing to crazy. It's a grenade on a rocket and so the force is more direct

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Correct it is not, you are talking about a ten ton animal with an armored hide, at that weight, the force of an RPG , wouldn't even knock it over.

I'm gonna break down grenades real quick for ya. Deadly? Absolutely. But not at any form of range. These next will be for the M67 Fragmentation grenade. Used universally by all American military, and a portion of Nato

Kill Radius-5 meters.
Injury radius-up to 15 meters.

Meaning if you are within 15 feet of that explosion, you are probably going to die or be so severely injured your life would probably wouldn't be worth living. As a friend and brother in arms, I would most likely put a bullet in your head if you were hit at this range but still living.

Between 15 and 30 feet? Expect severe injuries, possible loss of limb,you will need an Army Medic, or Navy Corpsman ASAP to assure you don't bleed to death. Your probably gonna make it though,expect a lot of shit talking when we get back and see you after deployment.

Between 30 and 45 feet? Injuries, some severe, mainly minor frag wounds unless it was in the face. Your wearing SAPIS and helmet? The likelihood of you dying is pretty damn low.

After 45 feet? Quit being a pussy, get up. Let's go.

Now, this in general, I have seen people survive worse and die from far less. And this is for a 200lb human being. We are talking about a 20 ft tall, ten ton animal, with a huge bone and muscle structure meant for hunting and fighting.

RPG's are a little different but nothing to crazy. It's a grenade on a rocket and so the force is more direct

I was shot at w. RPGs multiple times in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Luckily all the attacks were only

Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
[B]nearly close

so I survived the encounters.

🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead. Does my breakdown sound pretty accurate though?

We got directly hit by one in an armored up hmmv, kind of, it hit the rear tire at an angle and kind of ricochet and exploded at the same time. It didn't explode on the truck though. It exploded like ten feet after it hit but the force still knocked the tire off lol and it also bent the axle/aframe/wtf ever that is called so we couldn't just change the tire. I don't how it is in the army, but waiting on a Marine tow truck is a brutal 6 hour long event.

For those who don't know, armored trucks sound cool but they are slow and don't go as many places as you think they would. I was in Iraq, Riv was in Afghanistan in the mountains, I couldn't even imagine doing mounted patrols out there. Probably a lot of walking and climbing?

Too damn much walking and climbing. 😠

You were spot on w. the breakdown though! 👆
6 hours for recovery must have been ****ing nerve wracking, though. I feel bad for you!

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Correct it is not, you are talking about a ten ton animal with an armored hide, at that weight, the force of an RPG , wouldn't even knock it over.

I'm gonna break down grenades real quick for ya. Deadly? Absolutely. But not at any form of range. These next will be for the M67 Fragmentation grenade. Used universally by all American military, and a portion of Nato

Kill Radius-5 meters.
Injury radius-up to 15 meters.

Meaning if you are within 15 feet of that explosion, you are probably going to die or be so severely injured your life would probably wouldn't be worth living. As a friend and brother in arms, I would most likely put a bullet in your head if you were hit at this range but still living.

Between 15 and 30 feet? Expect severe injuries, possible loss of limb,you will need an Army Medic, or Navy Corpsman ASAP to assure you don't bleed to death. Your probably gonna make it though,expect a lot of shit talking when we get back and see you after deployment.

Between 30 and 45 feet? Injuries, some severe, mainly minor frag wounds unless it was in the face. Your wearing SAPIS and helmet? The likelihood of you dying is pretty damn low.

After 45 feet? Quit being a pussy, get up. Let's go.

Now, this in general, I have seen people survive worse and die from far less. And this is for a 200lb human being. We are talking about a 20 ft tall, ten ton animal, with a huge bone and muscle structure meant for hunting and fighting.

RPG's are a little different but nothing to crazy. It's a grenade on a rocket and so the force is more direct

Yeah but Indominus Rex did got knocked down by the force from the blast in the scene of Jurassic World movie.