Originally posted by Surtur
I'm not but I gotta know: are you trolling and in fact aware of what Bash truly is or has the smugness reached such epic proportions you legit can't see it? I'm talking Emperor Palpatine levels cluelessness here cuz that is what would be required.
Sure you're not. Women love casual sexism. Bitches be on their periods, amirite?
Originally posted by Surtur
Too bad God couldn't heal Job's kids amirite?
God: I'm impressed, Job! I did nothing to answer your prayers while you were covered all over in giant festering herpes, your livestock were butchered, and your children murdered, but still your faith in me is strong! I will now bless you many times over!
Job: Thank you, God. So you're going to bring my kids back to life now, right?
God: Well.....the thing is...
Job: But...surely it's within your power?
God: Well, yeah, of course...but, uh...they're with me now, as that was part of my divine plan for them!
Job: Wait--your divine plan for my children was to let them be massacred in order to teach me a lesson?!
God: No! No, of course not! It's just that...I knew they'd be happier here in the paradise that is Heaven than to rejoin the suffering of mankind on Earth! Someday, you shall be reunited! But in the meantime, why don't you just have a few more replacement children?
Job: ...?! You're an assh*le, God.
God: Look, do you want to be covered in painful herpes again?!
Job: ........no.
God: Alright, then--F*cking drop it.