"God breathed into my lungs and healed me" - COVID Patient

Started by Bashar Teg6 pages
Originally posted by Putinbot1
I don't see that at all.

surt's been having a cross-forum meltdown from here to the otf to the vs forums. but i'm optimistic he'll get through this

I haven't given up hope yet 🙂

Originally posted by Putinbot1
I don't see that at all.

Because that is how Bash always acts?

I genuinely want someone to come say they are shocked Putinbot didn't see bashes obvious faults.

Does he ever? Can someone show me?

Bless our Souls!

If we could bottle God's breath we could make a fortune.

Originally posted by Surtur
I'm not but I gotta know: are you trolling and in fact aware of what Bash truly is or has the smugness reached such epic proportions you legit can't see it? I'm talking Emperor Palpatine levels cluelessness here cuz that is what would be required.

Sure you're not. Women love casual sexism. Bitches be on their periods, amirite?

I still wanna know why this guy deserved a healing but...feels wrong to leave Jobs family out in the cold here.

Elephant in the room and all. A dead elephant killed by satan with gods approval.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Sure you're not. Women love casual sexism. Bitches be on their periods, amirite?

Lol well I mean you're not wrong about that last part.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Sure you're not. Women love casual sexism. Bitches be on their periods, amirite?

😂

🙂

Originally posted by Surtur
Too bad God couldn't heal Job's kids amirite?

God: I'm impressed, Job! I did nothing to answer your prayers while you were covered all over in giant festering herpes, your livestock were butchered, and your children murdered, but still your faith in me is strong! I will now bless you many times over!

Job: Thank you, God. So you're going to bring my kids back to life now, right?

God: Well.....the thing is...

Job: But...surely it's within your power?

God: Well, yeah, of course...but, uh...they're with me now, as that was part of my divine plan for them!

Job: Wait--your divine plan for my children was to let them be massacred in order to teach me a lesson?!

God: No! No, of course not! It's just that...I knew they'd be happier here in the paradise that is Heaven than to rejoin the suffering of mankind on Earth! Someday, you shall be reunited! But in the meantime, why don't you just have a few more replacement children?

Job: ...?! You're an assh*le, God.

God: Look, do you want to be covered in painful herpes again?!

Job: ........no.

God: Alright, then--F*cking drop it.

What people don't know is it spawned the very first hashtag:

#Had2BDone

I hate it when people bash on religion.

Yes it’s awful. Especially the losers.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
I hate it when people bash on religion.

then forgive them

I mean he makes a damn good cogent point. God is the answer and people don't pray enough to hear our cries of need. Thanks be to the lord -Amen

Originally posted by Surtur
I still wanna know why this guy deserved a healing but...feels wrong to leave Jobs family out in the cold here.

Elephant in the room and all. A dead elephant killed by satan with gods approval.

Sometimes Satan does stupid things to appease God like kill elephants

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
then forgive them
Bash, I do forgive people for their evil ways and their ignorance, however I’m always hopeful for the future of mankind. Religion and spiritual belief also promote better health.

I understand you can't shove religion down someone's throat especially the seperation of church and state. However, If God went down this guys throat and healed him then the guy's cards were dealt in his favor

I don’t think some people can fathom miracles, in all honesty. It’s beyond may people’s comprehension.