The torture revenge/fantasy thread

Started by BrolyBlack5 pages
Originally posted by Galan007
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I thought this thread was about revenge fantasies 🙂

my favorite e-badass revenge fantasy of all time:

"What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo."

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
I thought this thread was about revenge fantasies 🙂

my favorite e-badass revenge fantasy of all time:

"What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo."

what is that from ffs?

Old Man Whirly will soon be replaced by a younger more powerful female Asian poster.

I'm sure.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
what is that from ffs?

it was a pm that I received from surt

j/k https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta

YouTube video

Originally posted by Surtur
Old Man Whirly will soon be replaced by a younger more powerful female Asian poster.

I'm sure.

😂 Whirly 23
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
it was a pm that I received from surt

j/k https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta

YouTube video

That's brilliant! 😂

"I can kill you in so many ways.. Diabetes from my delicious fudge brownies. Cirosis of the liver from my delicious craft beer. Hardening of the arteries from my pig roast and home made smoked bacon. Don't **** with the chef.

Because then I'll kill you. With flavor."

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
what is that from ffs?

Old old old copy pasta from 4chan.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Old old old copy pasta from 4chan.
Ahh haven't been to 4chan for at least a decade.

Originally posted by Surtur
Old Man Whirly will soon be replaced by a younger more powerful female Asian poster.

I'm sure.

It’s gonna be Emmy.