I just stopped in...

I ordered some pizza for my sister and I and the guy showed up with 2 extras, some confusion on the order but he gave the whole thing to us without extra charge. Poggers!

First World Problems....

How is that a problem exactly? That's a win.

#NukesAJerk!

You're not wrong. I've gotten comfortable with that idea.

Be True to Yourself. Good Rule to live by.

I realized who am I trying to impress? Then why be overly nice... it's a waste of time and you come off sounding insincere.

Me? INSINCERE!?

I meant people who are super nice, you know it's fake they know it's fake.

I dunno. Aint never tried that...

"NICE" You call it?

Aint that a town in Greece?

France, which is just as bad if you ask... literally anyone.

Frogs...Meh

I don't think there's any really decent foreigners, maybe Nederlanders, I've never met an unhappy or grumpy Dutch person.

Ozzies and Kiwi's are cool.. and they sound funny!

They're way outside the whole terrible european range, and their entire country is surrounded by beaches...

Ands Massive Killer Things just WAITING for you to go Swimming Off them!!!!!!

Australia has creatures designed to kill you all, and New Zealand's geography is designed to destroy your feeble towns with earthquakes and volcanoes. Bloody good place to dispose of magic rings though.

I heard that Yellowstone volcano is primed to blow, and I live in the Kill Zone.

Brutal.

I'm going to stand on the rim of that b1tch and blast metal and go out in a molten rock smashed explosion.

Like Woody Harrelson's character in 2012

Be all that You can Be!!!!!