Happy Birthday Backfire!!

I'm a bit late but happy birthday my man.

A bit late here too, but hope you had a great birthday, Backfire.

Originally posted by BackFire
Well I like Christmas more than my birthday so it’s all good.

Clearly Broly meant Jesus was reborn on that cross. Got a magical upgrade.

that could be called a rebirth, not a birth

hint: birth directly involves someone's vagina (in a non-caesarian situation)

If he can turn water into wine he can probably turn a cross into a vagina

U don't know u weren't there

doesn't matter. most credible historians agree that Christ was not actually born on December 25, or even in winter. they also agree that he probably never existed and was dreamt up by the roman empire for the purpose of scapegoating jews

Magic baby>>>historians

Originally posted by BackFire
I only do Hot Carls bareback.

Thanks all. Was a nice day.

Raw is Law: The BackFire Story.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
doesn't matter. most credible historians agree that Christ was not actually born on December 25, or even in winter. they also agree that he probably never existed and was dreamt up by the roman empire for the purpose of scapegoating jews

Happy belated birthday. I should have caught this on FB, but I was too busy dodging tornadoes yesterday.

Sharknados?

Originally posted by Blakemore
Sharknados?

No, I moved away from the beach years ago. Too many Jimmy Buffet concerts.

It's good to have a birthday that's somewhat separated from Christmas though, otherwise both are sort of diminished by the other. Really sucks for Jesus, tbh.

Nobody eats ass better than BF. NOBODY.

Originally posted by Robtard
Nobody eats ass better than BF. NOBODY.

This is why his immune system is Ivan Drago strong.

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