It`s a girl

Current bump ? 😂 😂 😂 Never heard that one before. I don't ever want SLIME on my belly, let me make that perfectly clear. 😘

Well, I here you should try maintaining a full bladder for an hout too while you wait for the scan to be done. Apparentrly THAT was uncomfortable.

No slime on your belly? Guess I don't stand a chance then. 😂

EEEuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh. And that's 3!!!

😂 🤣 😂

I'll have to talk to my lawyer before I can make a statement. 😛

I really thnk you ought!!! 😂

My lawyer says to remain silent. Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of Sith. 😂

Hey, finti....whats up, whats going on over there.....how's baby finti doing ????? 🙂

Yeah finti, have you perfected that "Pretneding to be asleep act" for when baby wakes up at 3 in the morning?😂

Consider the fact that I am a guy, what can I do in the middle of the night. The baby wants food and food is milk and milk is in the womens breasts, only thing is I`m a light sleeper and I am awake by the tiniest of sounds.
The baby is doing great she actually sleeps through the night, well awake around 4 eats get back to sleep, and both mother and daughter is asleep when I go to work.
Due to the fact I`m a light sleeper Monika wouldn have fallen for pretend to be asleep act.
Maybe I`ll do the act at work. *Finti can you do this?....zzzzzzzzz🙂

That'd work. 😂

Okay, Gundy, my lawyer talked to your lawyer and then my Sith Assasin told your lawyer to settle and he agreed. You will now do as I tell you. 😂

OK, not even going to get intop expressing milk and the like. If monioka hasn't come up with it then you're on a winner. One little point, sometimes they wake up and they're not hungry.

Don't tell me you don't change the nappies finti. 😂

Nobody really gets away with that do they?

Which bit?

I think she means the nappies.

OH, right. Well we worked a shift system. One night on one night off. Alsoi, after the first few weeks we started to switch to forumula milk too.

The first time Tommy and I had our Goddaughter for the afternoon (about a year and a half ago) I went to change her diaper (scuse me, nappie) and Tommy looked and said "what the $%&* have they been feeding that kid?" and then pinched his nose shut and ran from the room. I laughed my head off and made up my mind then and there. Dogs only. 😂 😂

Oooops, almost forgot....yes, master queeq. (Gundark goes to phone book to find new lawyer) 😂 😂

*phone rings*

Girl: Good afternoon Sith Lawyers and Partners
Gundy: I need a new lawyer.
Girl: Ah, yes my boss said you would call, here's some free advice: settle!
😂

Strange thing is though, that you get used to changing nappies. It took me quite a while to change a doodoo one, especially in the morning. Now, I'm fine with it. Anyone needs a clean diaper? Gundy?

Ahem, sorry master, I don't think I've physically reached that stage of my life again. 😂

Maybe you'd like to relive your early childhood? 😂

I never had a problem with it with Ben, but I'd already had to deal with 2 nethews in the past. The worst ones are when they are new born and that black stuff that comes out like tar. It's not the smell, just the fact that it's so hard to wipe away...