Hal runs the gauntlet

Started by MrMind1 pages

Hal runs the gauntlet

Hal Jordan (post crisis and onward) runs the herald level gauntlet
1. Hulk
2. Black Bolt
3. Thor
4. Sentry (no void)
5. Silver Surfer

where does he stop

Clears.

1. One thunderclap makes Hal slip under the shower and break his neck.

2. One whisper does the same thing as above.

3. Hal laughs at Thor so much, he accidently slips under the shower and breaks his neck.

4. Bob slips under the shower along with Hal.

5. Surfer is too ashamed to join Hal in the shower (because he has neither penis nor butthole), so he loses by self-bfr.

Hal Clears.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
1. One thunderclap makes Hal slip under the shower and break his neck.

2. One whisper does the same thing as above.

3. Hal laughs at Thor so much, he accidently slips under the shower and breaks his neck.

4. Bob slips under the shower along with Hal.

5. Surfer is too ashamed to join Hal in the shower (because he has neither penis nor butthole), so he loses by self-bfr.

I see no lies here

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

3. Hal laughs at Thor so much, he accidently slips under the shower and breaks his neck.

are you insinuating Thor has a tiny penis?

Microscopic one, yes.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Microscopic one, yes.

I bet when Thor takes off his pants, you just see hairy bush and 2 balls dangling, the mushroom cap is so small it's hiding in the bush

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Hal should clear it

Originally posted by xJLxKing
Hal should clear it

Nahhh

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Microscopic one, yes.

Not according to Deadpool.

https://ibb.co/0McBXrt

Originally posted by TheHulkster
Not according to Deadpool.

https://ibb.co/0McBXrt

Erm....he was remarking on someone's art.

Y'all think Hal is clearing this with no rest🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Clears.

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