How Awful is Robtard!!!!

Started by Eon Blue21 pages
Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]I am so tempted to wear my Jason Hockey Mask to the Store... Just to see the looks on other faces, and so I could yell out... "I GOT A MASK ON!" [/B]

I’ve been wearing an assortment of Halloween masks. Get with it, Fly. I’ve more balls than you.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
I’ve been wearing an assortment of Halloween masks. Get with it, Fly. I’ve more balls than you.

You mean those Stupid Little Doggie Phone App Pics?

If Not.

Post the Pics... in the SUPERMARKT... OR STFU!

Am I talking to the right Sybil?

I want one of those old timey plague doctor costumes to walk around in outside.

Let me pu it this way.

When i woke up this morning i squeezed out a giant Robtard. Unfortunately the Robtard got clogged (u know how difficult big pieces of Robtard can be) and i had to spend 5 min plunging my Robtard down the drain.

Then i took my dog out and what do u know, he had to drop a cpl Robtards also. So i got out my bag and put on my gloves ( there's nothing worse than touching Robtard bare handed) and scooped up the stinking pieces of Robtard.

Lucky for me the wife already cleaned the cats Robtard box, so one less Robtardy job for me 2 do.

To answer the op. He's not the worst guy in the world but also not the best. All in all he's probably a solid #2. (Ha i squeezed another poop joke in there at the end)

Poop

Originally posted by Raptor22
Let me pu it this way.

When i woke up this morning i squeezed out a giant Robtard. Unfortunately the Robtard got clogged (u know how difficult big pieces of Robtard can be) and i had to spend 5 min plunging my Robtard down the drain.

Then i took my dog out and what do u know, he had to drop a cpl Robtards also. So i got out my bag and put on my gloves ( there's nothing worse than touching Robtard bare handed) and scooped up the stinking pieces of Robtard.

Lucky for me the wife already cleaned the cats Robtard box, so one less Robtardy job for me 2 do.

To answer the op. He's not the worst guy in the world but also not the best. All in all he's probably a solid #2. (Ha i squeezed another poop joke in there at the end)

Just awful really

😂😂

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This is Rent-Free the thread.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
This is Rent-Free the thread.

I wonder where Robtard is?

Oh that right, he’s living rent free

Originally posted by Stringer
I wonder where Robtard is?

Oh that right, he’s living rent free

What do you base this on?

I love this part 🙂

Originally posted by Surtur
What do you base this on?

I love this part 🙂

Ok I’ll make it easy.

It’s somewhere above both of your ears

Thought so. Moving on.

Originally posted by Surtur
Thought so. Moving on.

Don’t die on that ant hill, son

I'm sorry sir, the tests have come back and you have been diagnosed with...

ROBTARD

There is no cure!

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
I'm sorry sir, the tests have come back and you have been diagnosed with...

[b]ROBTARD

There is no cure! [/B]

Unrelated, Lob. Next time you bet on anything let me know because I’ll pick the other.

You’re like a retarded fortune teller

Originally posted by Stringer
Unrelated, Lob. Next time you bet on anything let me know because I’ll pick the other.

You’re like a retarded fortune teller

Comparing LOB to a climate scientist is low even for you. So many fortunes have they told that didn't come to pass, you god damn monster.

Originally posted by Surtur
Comparing LOB to a climate scientist is low even for you. So many fortunes have they told that didn't come to pass, you god damn monster.

Quick to the response. I accept nothing less from you, Surtur.

It’s not my fault he’s an idiot. Sorry I mean, has “bad luck”.

^Responds quickly while noting someone else did

#SoEasy

Originally posted by Stringer
Unrelated, Lob. Next time you bet on anything let me know because I’ll pick the other.

You’re like a retarded fortune teller

If someone consistently gets odds wrong between 2 variables (the "coin flip" bet), that doesn't mean they are a bad prognosticator.

In fact, it means they are very good. Perfect. And you should definitely make bets based on their predictions.

In before descriptions of eerily lengthy results in binary probability simulations. Yes, I'm aware that you can technically role 1000 heads in a row with a trillion coin flips.