How Awful is Robtard!!!!

Started by Robtard21 pages
Originally posted by BrolyBlack
When Robtard eats Gelato, he most likely tips 7.5% when the standard is 15% because he's only 50%, whoopy

Actually, Italian servers don't expect tips more than 2-5%. At least back when I was in Italy in 2001

I still tipped them 20%, like an American. Didn't care if they hated it, also like an American.

Originally posted by Surtur
Remember that movie snatch with brad pitts awful accent

Best accent ever, you POS.

Originally posted by Robtard
Actually, Italian servers don't expect tips more than 2-5%. At least back when I was in Italy in 2001

I still tipped them 20%, like an American. Didn't care if they hated it, also like an American.

They gonna give you a meal you can't refuse. And if it is the day of their daughters wedding they have to make any meal you request.

Originally posted by Robtard
Actually, Italian servers don't expect tips more than 2-5%. At least back when I was in Italy in 2001

I still tipped them 20%, like an American. Didn't care if they hated it, also like an American.

😂

Shit it's offensive if I tip them with hair gel isn't it?

Originally posted by Surtur
Shit it's offensive if I tip them with hair gel isn't it?

Italians needing hair gel?

Highly unlikely.

We need blotting sheets:

They don't use hair gel, the use grease due to the thick dense nature of Italian hair (see the scene about the Moors in the film True Romance). Hence the term "greasy WOP bastard".

edit: Neve rmind, here it is, it is NSFW:

YouTube video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsh4SvPdfl8

And here I was being racist and throwing out bacon grease

Originally posted by Robtard
They don't use hair gel, the use grease due to the thick dense nature of Italian hair (see the scene about the Moors in the film True Romance). Hence the term "greasy WOP bastard".

edit: Neve rmind, here it is, it is NSFW:

YouTube video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsh4SvPdfl8

What a great movie.

Originally posted by Surtur
And here I was being racist and throwing out bacon grease

Very unamerican. Why don't you wipe your ass with the stars and stripes while you're at it, traitor.

I'm gonna make an apple pie out of the grease now to make up for it.

Originally posted by Surtur
I'm gonna make an apple pie out of the grease now to make up for it.

YouTube video

Originally posted by Robtard
They don't use hair gel, the use grease due to the thick dense nature of Italian hair (see the scene about the Moors in the film True Romance). Hence the term "greasy WOP bastard".

edit: Neve rmind, here it is, it is NSFW:

YouTube video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsh4SvPdfl8

Still one of the most brilliant and well acted scenes in any movie. Makes the top 50 list, easily. You don't feel comfortable with the n-bombs at first. And that's part of the point. The dialogue puts you in the same uncomfortable seat as the mafiosos but the mafiosos are feeling it 1,000 times worse.

As you watch the scene, you quickly "get it." You understand why he's doing it. And then you start laughing with his character. Then you realize why he asked for that cigarette.

Robtard uses only two pieces of TP when 4 pieces are required

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Robtard uses only two pieces of TP when 4 pieces are required

Poop fingers!

He says bingo to much

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Show us on the doll where he hurt you
Seems Rob may have hurt you directly in your buttocks. 😬

Rob likes to smell other men’s shits

Originally posted by Badabing
Seems Rob may have hurt you directly in your buttocks. 😬

No you

Originally posted by Badabing
Seems Rob may have hurt you directly in your buttocks. 😬