MCU Mysterio vs. Justice League

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MCU Mysterio vs. Justice League

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Who wins

*Me reading title* tee hee superman gonna make this an easy win

*Me reading match stipulations* 😠

Flash solos.

Yeah I was about to come say that. He just runs right through Mysterio.

Originally posted by Surtur
He just runs right through Mysterio.

And kills Bane in the process.

JL Flash would probably watch with child-like amusement as the holograms activated and then it would be too late. He's definitely fast enough but he's also a derp.

Ezra went full retard when playing the character, true.

Yeah if he had say Wonder Woman or Supes mindset, he'd immediately shut Mysterio down. But he's the type to just slackjaw at everything going on around him and make rookie mistakes for dumb reasons. And even as the fastest person in DCEU, he somehow got hit by a scrub with a laser rifle.

Once the hologram is up, I don't think he'll even register the bullets coming his way.

Superman wins

bane dies

prior to mysterio dying he posts the vidoi of miller coking out that woman

I doubt Cyborg would be fooled by holograms.
Aquaman would notice they have no scent.
Wonder Woman is hot.

Originally posted by riv6672
I doubt Cyborg would be fooled by holograms.
Aquaman would notice they have no scent.
Wonder Woman is hot.

victor sucked lol..

never knew aquaman smells lol

yea wonder woman is hot

Yeah Atlanteans can see better under water due to the darkness at the depths they live but I don't remember anything about heightened smell being mentioned. Just adaptation to the pressures of the deep.

Originally posted by KingD19
Yeah Atlanteans can see better under water due to the darkness at the depths they live but I don't remember anything about heightened smell being mentioned. Just adaptation to the pressures of the deep.

It’s funny you’d find something wrong w. the same logic you apply to characters in many threads. 😆

Aaaaanyway, I stand by it.
If we’re going w. Flash literally being too dumb to live and Vic sucking as valid reasoning, then my logic that Atlanteans would have a heightened sense of smell, as that’s how many sea predators hunt, and they’re adapted to living underwater is just as valid.

Of course I just dumb it down and say “Aquaman uses his fish nose haw haw”. That goes better w. what’s been posted. 🙂

Originally posted by riv6672
It’s funny you’d find something wrong w. the same logic you apply to characters in many threads. 😆

Aaaaanyway, I stand by it.
If we’re going w. Flash literally being too dumb to live and Vic sucking as valid reasoning, then my logic that Atlanteans would have a heightened sense of smell, as that’s how many sea predators hunt, and they’re adapted to living underwater is just as valid.

Of course I just dumb it down and say “Aquaman uses his fish nose haw haw”. That goes better w. what’s been posted. 🙂


And it's hilarious that you have such a hard-on for proving me wrong or just disagreeing with my opinion because it's me that you ignore logic and facts simply to say "nah I don't think so and that's what I think". I honestly give two shits what you think about me, but I'll prove you wrong again as I usually do.

For example, you quoted my post, which was only agreeing with BruceSkywalker about Aquaman, as I said nothing about Cyborg at all. But completely ignored him to take a shot at me, which is the usual for you. And you should go back and watch Aquaman and take note of when Vulko explains to him what Atlanteans can do. He goes into great detail about how they have evolved and adapted to sea life. And not at any point does he mention enhanced smell even though he directly mentions how their eyes have evolved to see in the dark and they can handle the pressures of that depth. You'd think he would have mentioned other enhanced senses if they were there. Or we'd see Aquaman using them at some point in Justice League or Aquaman...which of course we don't.

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But I have a feeling you'll ignore that because I was the one who got the facts stated in the movie while you used your own logic and opinion just because you don't like what I said.

As for me saying Flash is dumb as a counter to Impediment saying he runs right through Mysterio when the match starts...Flash is dumb. When Batman shows up, he simply watches the batarang he throws instead of reacting to the threat. Despite being even faster than Superman by a good margin(who is also only minutes awake from being dead), he somehow manages to trip over his own feet, he gets shot by a featless parademon, despite clotheslining multiple ones so fast and hard they explode. He is played as comic relief and just getting used to his powers, so he makes a lot of mistakes. Superman or Diana would definitely try and speedblitz Mysterio when the match started, but Flash being Flash would stand there and watch, as we've seen him do multiple times in Justice League and even in Suicide Squad.

But you're right. What you posted is dumb.

Victor's auto-defenses go up and no-scope headshot Mysterio. Flash teabags afterwards.

Cyborgs defenses and tech should be able to see thru it

Thats probably the most likely. He might not be able to control Tony's tech, but he would at least be able to sense it and at least try to connect to it.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Ezra went full retard when playing the character, true.

Didn't he go full retard off screen too and recently attack a woman?