Choose a Known Mall Shop For Each Poster

Basically each poster would be a known mall shop. I’ll start:

Robtard - Sears, old like he is, a bit dated, but still sporting some good hardware on occasion.

TheLoneRanger aka Flystar - Dick’s Sporting Goods. This one is self-explanatory.

Surtur - Macy’s. Surtur has a low key regal charisma that’s also a bit dated, but shows when it counts.

DDM - Aeropostale, hip and stylish and always fresh.

Fly - The local scummy liquor store where the drunken vagabonds meet.

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Prada for myself

I would say I'm an American Eagle girl. I can't describe it but I just feel I resonate from that store

Eon- Random Kiosk with cheap knockoff glasses and key chains

Josh Alexander- Cinnabon. The mixing of the dough and the pungy smell that omits from the mixer is a complete description of his life. The high calories and carbs only exacerbate it.

Originally posted by Emmy Evangeline
Josh Alexander- Cinnabon. The mixing of the dough and the pungy smell that omits from the mixer is a complete description of his life. The high calories and carbs only exacerbate it.

😂 spot on. LoB would be some stupid tourist trap shop where everything is rinky dink and expensive.

I’d be H&M. Minimal, stylish, and simple.

Backfire: Finish Line because the implication is funny to me. haermm

Badabing: Luciano's - cheap Italian American but gets the job done when needed. But if this makes him mad or sullen, he can have Salvatore Ferragamo, an Italian luxury goods (leather) and watches store.

Eon: Max Mara - High Class clothing and accessories but perhaps too business-like for his type. I can change the store if you want something flashier.

Surtur: Mall Ninja Shit. All the fancy swords, knives, and guns. Any of them. I always pictured Surtur having a shrine of swords from all over the world.

Robtard: Across the street from the mall at Home Depot haermm. Okay, okay, since he's also a classy and fit Italian, he's Gucci

PVS: Kids Atelier - Kids and baby designer clothes. It's obvious why he's hanging out, there.

Raptor: Any comic book store

Snowdragon: Any food court while his wife shops because he's smart enough to know food is better than walking store to store.

Supra: Georgio Armani

Silent Master: Sharper Image getting a free massage in a zero g massage chair because who has time for all that other useless shit?

Did I miss anyone?

Weak, lame ass troll attempt. It's about what I expect from a wuss like Eon though. Also, dumbasses like you really should try to at least be more consistent in your buffoonery. Why make a seperate entry for Fly and myself if we're the same person as clowns like you keep claiming we are?

Anyway, I don't care to waste my precious time and energy contemplating silly, stupid a** shit like which shopping mall and/or store fits each poster best.

I'll list one though because it's quite obvious and therefore doesn't require much thought:

Eon Blue-- Phags R' Us 😉

I forgot:

eThneoLgrRnae: At the atheist store buying old earth geology and Sam Harris books.

JK, JK

At the tile, bathroom, and home fixtures store. He strikes me as a person who can do all of his own home improvements.

Originally posted by dadudemon

Raptor: Any comic book store

Before corona hit and closed everything, my routine/"me time" was twice a month, every other Saturday i would get up early, go to my barber then head up 2 my comic store and hang out for an hour or 2 before heading back to responsible grown up life. It was legit one of my favorite things to do.

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Weak, lame ass troll attempt. It's about what I expect from a wuss like Eon though. Also, dumbasses like you really should try to at least be more consistent in your buffoonery. Why make a seperate entry for Fly and myself if we're the same person as clowns like you keep claiming we are?

Anyway, I don't care to waste my precious time and energy contemplating silly, stupid a** shit like which shopping mall and/or store fits each poster best.

I'll list one though because it's quite obvious and therefore doesn't require much thought:

Eon Blue-- Phags R' Us 😉

You sound so touched and hurt. Such a fragile ego, how pathetically adorable. I expected more from you.

Whirly - Amazon, he ****ing hates malls!

Originally posted by dadudemon
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PVS: Kids Atelier - Kids and baby designer clothes. It's obvious why he's hanging out, there.
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Originally posted by dadudemon
When I thought my children were going to be taken and put into protective custody by DHS because:

1. Some lady up the street is super Christian and tried to preach to me and I told her that I was not interested and to never bring up religion at my house again.
2. So she reported me to DHS for child molestation and she used the excuse that my daughter was holding her crotch while playing outside (which is one of the signs of child molestation but the far more obvious reason is my daughter had to pee, and like most kids, didn't want to come in to pee).

The case worker said that if my children were living with me, they would have been taken and put into protective custody until the investigation was completed. Luckily, my children were spending 2 weeks at their grandparents home. After the investigation, the lady became much nicer (they took my daughter to this creepy-ass room at a facility where a "forensic child interviewer" asked my daughter questions). They said that they rarely get children as innocent as my daughter come through there because their parents let their children watch trash and listen to trash. I had to hold my tongue and not say, "Perhaps I'm a good father, dumbass? Thanks for believing that I didn't molest my own damn children, you piece of shit." But I realized she was just trying to do her job.

So, yeah, never have I genuinely wished harm to befall another human being as much as I have this uppity piece of shit ultra-Christian lady living up the street. When we go to move, I will definitely tell her what a giant piece of shit she is. No, I will not report her to DHS for a bogus accusation: her child does not deserve to be put through that hell. That was definitely the shittiest thing to happen to me. If my daughter had said one thing off, I'd be arrested and have to lawyer up. Holy shit, that lady is a giant c*nt...

SQ

😘

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Whirly - Amazon, he ****ing hates malls!

amen 🙏

Originally posted by dadudemon
PVS: Kids Atelier - Kids and baby designer clothes. It's obvious why he's hanging out, there.

Who shops at malls?

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Who shops at malls?

Cool and stylish people, none of which you are.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
Cool and stylish people, none of which you are.

Savage

I’m frugal with my money, plus I don’t really care much for fashion, so I usually get my clothes from Sears. They have some good looking clothes, that are pretty damn cheap if you take the time to look around.

The most I’ve ever spent on fashion, are in both normal wear boots, and military boots, and jackets. A good army boots at the PX cost me 150 no tax. Where as I bought this nice looking boots at Budapest mall for 60 euro. And a nice leather jacket for 130 euro.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Who shops at malls?

Brodie Bruce?

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Who shops at malls?

Literally millions of people.

You know all the people that shop at malls? Those people shop at malls.