Name 5 dc/marvel beings with hax that can beat Thor

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Name 5 dc/marvel beings with hax that can beat Thor

-the character gotta have hax

-Thor is all out

no pis/cis

-no cosmic beings/skyfathers/universal

-highest limit is trans tier

- Hulk

- Grundy

- Damage

- Thing

- Bane

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
- Hulk

- Grundy

- Damage

- Thing

- Bane

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Lol what does Albert define as "hax"? He loves that term.

Jane.

Squirrel Girl.

SJW Marvel.

Thor.

The rock.

mera

cyborg

fantomex

midnighter

psycho pirate

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Character Haxx!
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Kitty phasing
Loa (Alani Ryan) disruptive phasing
Nightcrawler teleportation
Magik teleportation, antimagic, magic
Rogue essence & template theft
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Out of these, Rogue is perhaps the least likely to survive until she can work her Haxx! on Thor, but nevertheless she *can* beat him. Which is what was asked.

Obsidian (control the darkness within, apparently everyone has something)
Magik - soulsword (and anti magic abilities it has)
Dr Occult - disk of the 7 (and its ability to nulify magic and absorb and redirect both natural and supernatural energy)
Kang (time bending / manipulation)
Hourman 1 million (same reason as Kang)
Black Knight (if ebony blade can absorb Zeus' lighnting and knock him down with it, it can do the same to Thor)
Psychopirate (emotional control)

Deathstroke with Ikon.

Or even without probably.

Squirrel Girl
Deadpool

batman lol

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Lol what does Albert define as "hax"? He loves that term.

He problably means characters with gimmicks that are generally considered unfair in a fight.

Something like Magnon's list.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
- Hulk

- Grundy

- Damage

- Thing

- Bane

Wolverine?

Originally posted by meep-meep
Wolverine?

Wolverine fights Elder Gods, as seen in X-Infernus #4.

He won't waste his time on puny godlings such as Janithor.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Lol what does Albert define as "hax"? He loves that term.

Yeah. Not sure what to make of that.

I would guess Domino like hax . Or maybe Longshot. It's pretty vague.

What you talking bout berto?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He problably means characters with gimmicks that are generally considered unfair in a fight.

Something like Magnon's list.

Probably. I mean, Hulk 'just" has strength, but he's haxxed enough to grab energy, see astral forms, punch time or whatever, etc etc. So would he be allowed?

Guess none of my characters would count, as they rely on the good ol' "punch, smash and eat" tactic.

MrMind had a good "hax" list.

Aquakinesis, white noise cannon, misdirection, battle computer&doors, emotions control.

But you're right, we don't really use that term and it could mean anything.

Wolverine's claws are hax, as they "ignore" the durability stat.

His regen is hax, as he regens from a skeleton.

His senses are hax, as he can sense Fantomex who made sure he'd no longer carry a scent.

Superman's strengh is hax, as he can lift infinity.

Thor's mjolnir is hax, as it doesn't really depend on the speed/reflexes of its user.

And so on...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Wolverine fights Elder Gods, as seen in X-Infernus #4.

He won't waste his time on puny godlings such as Janithor.

Stilt, I bet you secretly love Thor. You have already bought a faux Mjolnir as your head stone, don't lie.

Stilt loves Thor like his b!tch,

he gives thor a look, thor goes into the kitchen to make him a sandwitch

I could go:

Black Alice
Aquarian
Magneto
Constantine
Batman with prep
Fantomex

Yes, I snuck a bonus character in there...