King James was not a homosexual

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
God is a He, Surtur. He is not genderless. He is always called a 'He' in scripture. The trinity is made up of the Father, the Son, and, the Holy Spirit. Granted, the Holy Spirit could possibly be female or genderless but I doubt it.

God hates homosexuality, Surtur. It is an abomination to Him. He created our bodies to interlock with each other and to Him sex is only supposed to be between a married man and woman. It is about reproduction to Him not having fun by having sex with whomever or whatever a person wants in order to satisfy his or her sexual desires.

God didn't create the human anus to be penetrated by a penis. That is taking what God created and making a mockery of it. That is not what it was designed for. It's supposed to be an exit for something, not an entrance for something.

To me, personally, on a sin scale of 1-10, sodomy would probably be about a 7 or 8. To God though, it is probably a 10 or at the very least a 9.

Don't forget what God did to the ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. It's not some petty, lesser sin to Him.

We live in a society.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Is it not really, really blasphemous to speak on behalf of God when you're not at the very least some sort of trained priest?

King James was gay (or at least Bi), who the hell cares.

St peter tried to be better than god and fell though the water so **** him.

Solomon and David are likely candidates as well, they’re relationship reminds me a lot of Alexander the Great and Hephaestion.

**** I mean David and Jonathan*

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
God is a He, Surtur. He is not genderless. He is always called a 'He' in scripture. The trinity is made up of the Father, the Son, and, the Holy Spirit. Granted, the Holy Spirit could possibly be female or genderless but I doubt it.

Be fair though. The scriptures were written by men. So of course they call God a "he". The father and son thing is itself a parable.

God hates homosexuality, Surtur. It is an abomination to Him. He created our bodies to interlock with each other and to Him sex is only supposed to be between a married man and woman. It is about reproduction to Him not having fun by having sex with whomever or whatever a person wants in order to satisfy his or her sexual desires.

If it's about reproduction then wouldn't banging a bunch of women be preferable? You could get more pregnant at once and reproduce more. Sounds like polygamy would be approved by God?

Also what if a gay guy like...f*cks a woman and impregnates her, just so he can say he contributed to reproducing, but then he goes off to be gay and do gay things?

God didn't create the human anus to be penetrated by a penis. That is taking what God created and making a mockery of it. That is not what it was designed for. It's supposed to be an exit for something, not an entrance for something.

Well wait, by this logic a woman putting a dick in her mouth is also wrong since the mouth technically isn't meant for that. And what if you bang a woman in the butt?

To me, personally, on a sin scale of 1-10, sodomy would probably be about a 7 or 8. To God though, it is probably a 10 or at the very least a 9.

Don't forget what God did to the ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. It's not some petty, lesser sin to Him.

You don't think maybe the gay stuff should be like a 2-3 and rape and murder should be in the 8-10 region?

Someone should let Star know that both man-on-man sex and the consumption of shellfish are equal sins in god's eye, they're both "abominations". He should think about that the next he's polishing off another shrimp cocktail.

Leviticus 11:9-12

Originally posted by Robtard
Someone should let Star know that both man-on-man sex and the consumption of shellfish are equal sins in god's eye, they're both "abominations". He should think about that the next he's polishing off another shrimp cocktail.

Leviticus 11:9-12

Did the shellfish have gay sex and thus get blacklisted by God?

Why did he create shellfish if they are bad?

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
😂

As KMC's foremost bible scholar, I am here to help them. I suspect Star will just ignore that Bible passage that was noted.

Originally posted by Surtur
Be fair though. The scriptures were written by men. So of course they call God a "he". The father and son thing is itself a parable.

If it's about reproduction then wouldn't banging a bunch of women be preferable? You could get more pregnant at once and reproduce more. Sounds like polygamy would be approved by God?

Also what if a gay guy like...f*cks a woman and impregnates her, just so he can say he contributed to reproducing, but then he goes off to be gay and do gay things?

Well wait, by this logic a woman putting a dick in her mouth is also wrong since the mouth technically isn't meant for that. And what if you bang a woman in the butt?

You don't think maybe the gay stuff should be like a 2-3 and rape and murder should be in the 8-10 region?

Originally posted by Surtur
Did the shellfish have gay sex and thus get blacklisted by God?

Why did he create shellfish if they are bad?

Originally posted by Robtard
As KMC's foremost bible scholar, I am here to help them. I suspect Star will just ignore that Bible passage that was noted.

we shall over never eat no form of pig urr but we do so we ****ed up

And the kangaroos were such a burden on the arc..........

How did Noah stop the lions eating gazelles on a boat made of wood on a mountain and then decided to put them both in Africa next to each other, dick head?

God said;”I am that I am.” That means sexuality is acceptable.

So that's why bonobos lick each other's pussy. Hmm.