The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

tee hee he said dooty

Originally posted by Surtur
See I was gonna say next time you're alone with him just discreetly start recording with your phone and see if he says anything and then give it to the boss and get him fired.

But if he's legit a crazy guy with a gun that's probably going to exacerbate the situation.

Only do what Surt suggested if you are NOT in a two-party consent state.

When must you get permission from everyone involved before recording?

Eleven states require the consent of every party to a phone call or conversation in order to make the recording lawful. These "two-party consent" laws have been adopted in California, Connecticut, Florida, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts, Montana, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania and Washington. (Notes: (1) Illinois' two-party consent statute was held unconstitutional in 2014; (2) Hawai'i is in general a one-party state, but requires two-party consent if the recording device is installed in a private place; (3) Massachusetts bans "secret" recordings rather than requiring explicit consent from all parties.). Although they are referred to as "two-party consent" laws, consent must be obtained from every party to a phone call or conversation if it involves more than two people. In some of these states, it might be enough if all parties to the call or conversation know that you are recording and proceed with the communication anyway, even if they do not voice explicit consent.

https://www.dmlp.org/legal-guide/recording-phone-calls-and-conversations

That's true, if you require consent just skip to the throat stabbing.

Or I guess chop both his hands off, cuz he can't fire a gun without hands.

Unless he gets some advanced robotic hand that has even better aim.

Damn. Feels like the throat thing is the answer. Try to hit an artery.

That's only when there's a reasonable expectation of privacy.

In a public setting, you can record all you like.

Never understood consent and privacy laws. Everyone knows two faced people say things in private they would never say in public, and who doesn't hate someone like that?

So how are people who make threats in private normally caught in two party consent states?

someone stabs them in the neck

Originally posted by Surtur
someone stabs them in the neck

Really tho is this country so backwards that if i confessed to murder and was recorded in a 2 party consent state it would be thrown out?

The fact I didn't know I was being recorded would make it less likely I lie.

Exemptions may exist in cases of harassment or threat.

The same way whistleblowers can record private conversation.

Originally posted by Scribble
haermm

That's an official warning to you, Scribble. No laughing icons a loud in any forum. Please reframe for having any enjoyment at all on the KMC forums.

Next time it will be a ban

Originally posted by Surtur
That's true, if you require consent just skip to the throat stabbing.

Good advice in...other situations.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Good advice in...other situations.

I'd record him, then later shoot a 3rd co-worker that he also had beef with and the next day at work I'd be; 'Oh, I actually have this recording of Greg talking about his guns to me last week.' to the police, then they'd search his home and find the gun I stashed in his linen closet. Greg's in jail, Sharon's dead and Samhain has a sweet new corner office.

Yikes.

Originally posted by Blakemore
So nemebro likes feminine men?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Don't get your hopes up, I still have standards. 👇

So defensive.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
Yikes.

Not you toooo!!!!!

weep

im not gay. f off

Originally posted by Blakemore
im not gay. f off