The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Next satyrday I turn 55, i expect hoes, lots of water, no condoms

Gotta have safe sex, Bruce. Happy Birthday regardless.

Originally posted by Impediment
Short, shriveled, and always to the left.

Damn, that is unfortunate.

I have a feeling that Impediment is left-handed.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
What "incident" did I do?

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
RJ is a coont.

Shouldn't you be stalking a children's playground? Lay off the booze, dude. It impairs your judgment.

U R fked up

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
U R fked up

LOL says the playground stalker. Says the drunk, chemically imbalanced playground stalker. What? You didn't think I would hear?

Damn, that put him in hush mode. That or he's passed out drunk in a pool of his own vomit and urine.

Nah, I was just drunk and fell asleep. 🙂

I think you're always drunk.

You know what I find hilarious? The fact that a lot of people believe they're one vote will make a difference. It's narcissistic, innit?

Pretty sure nobody thinks that it works that way. Some battalions of narcissistic assholes can certainly change an election. For example Muslim Americans who wanted to "stick it to Harris for Palestine!", voted trump, and so now American policy will be parallel with isreal's. Just brilliant. Are they screaming at the skies like those Bernie Bros who stuck it to the dnc in 2016? Have their friends/family/peers cast them out of their lives? Are they allowed inside their local mosques anymore, or cursed as traitors?

According to the new border czar, Donald Trump is going to declare the Mexican cartel an international terrorist threat, and "wipe them off the face of the planet."

Thoughts? Do you think he will really follow through? If so, is it a bit extreme?

Mexico is a danger to the US. Also, the US should legalise cannabis in more states like Iowa, Indiana, Wisconsin, Kentucky, West Virginia, Missouri, Nebraska, Kansas, Alabama, Mississippi, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Louisiana, Texas, Oklahoma etc.

Foreign wars are an essential ingredient for fashies. That plus battling the "enemy within". Those two things, forever, and ever, and ever

By fashies you mean fascists?

Mentally handicapped were the first to go. That must have been especially rough on any clinically retarded bootlickers. Getting excited because their favorite scapegoats (Jews and lgbtq) were about to be persecuted, but then they were like "nope, leave them for now, take that guy first. What terrible fortune!

Well, in my opinion, if there's any one organization in the world that deserves to be wiped for the planet, it's the Cartel. And MS-13.