Originally posted by jaden_2.0
To think that between 9:30 last night and 6am this morning your could've gotten a good night's sleep then woken up, ready to be a productive member of society.Instead you spent it drinking, hamming it to trap porn then getting angry with yourself and going down your youtube rabbit hole of anti-trans videos to make yourself feel better.
...but sleep weakens his super powers, right Falcunt?
Originally posted by jaden_2.0
To think that between 9:30 last night and 6am this morning your could've gotten a good night's sleep then woken up, ready to be a productive member of society.Instead you spent it drinking, hamming it to trap porn then getting angry with yourself and going down your youtube rabbit hole of anti-trans videos to make yourself feel better.
Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Is MGT education secretary yet?Or are they still just completely defunding that dept?
Things are going to go well, aren't they? So much talented people.
Trump's nominated Linda McMahon of WWE fame to be education sec. She can now ensure that education requirements dip even lower so she'll have a steady stream of young mouthbreathers to watch wrestling because they think it's real.
Trump's cabinet will consist of unqualified bootlickers and/or his unqualified friends. What could go wrong.
Originally posted by dadudemon
There's a couple of things you can do.If you have $500 dollars, pay a really large dude to rape her. Make sure the really large dude punches her in the head while he rapes her and he has to tell her "Make some noise, b****, make some noise." You may want to consider selecting and paying this anonymously through a proxy, to avoid anything coming back to you.
I don't really like that option, but it is an option.
The second option is much much better, but it requires that they have a natural gas source somewhere.
If you can, procure a tank of carbon monooxide. After everyone goes to bed, pump it into the ventilation system of the house. You have to be very careful to pump it correctly. You may want to consider bringing scuba gear. 😐 Anywho, after they are all dead, turn their gas stove on and leave it on.
If they have a carbon monoxide detector, you're ****ed. If they have motion sensors, you're ****ed. If they have infrared sensors, you're ****ed. However, I am doubting that she has any of those because she has shits over at her house at all times of the night. If she armed the system before hitting the sack, one of her shits would set the alarms off.
You'd want to poor in the CO into the source of the AC system, that way the CO spreads to the rest of the home, killing all occupants.
Be very sure to wear gloves and a hair covering. Long sleeves as well. If you can mange. Wear a pair of shoes that you have never worn before. Have someone who is not a family member and not a close friend purchase them. If you want to really help out in the shoe department, you could scope out some frequenters to her place and see what shoes they wear. Burn them when you get done...preferably not in you place. Try not to scratch ANYTHING while in their house. It could be all over if you leave an eyebrow hair...slim..but still a possibility. To keep from sweating, wear a long sleeve under armor shirt.
Also, you'll probably have to wait for the AC unit to turn on before you start pouring in the CO. There's one thing that I am concerned about...the CO canister may have to be carted on wheel. If that is the case, it may leave tracks.
Make sure you carry the cannister over the grass if you have to cross the grass. Obtain the CO cannister (large), via anonymous proxy as well.
There's a few other things I'd like to add to this, but this is the general idea on how to take care of it.
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Used the same keyword search under my profile for "rape", and this exchange was the first time I used the word with this account. For that previous quote, I used "rape" plus an additional keyword which I can't remember
Originally posted by Impediment
Next person to mention family members and rape in the same sentence is getting banned for 30 days.Talk as much shit as you want to each other, guys, but leave family members out.
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
[b]rape is a crime which is not only emotionally damaging for the victim, but their family members as well.now what, punk? [/B]
Originally posted by Bashar TegI always thought he was odd but ****!
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Maybe he became a mormon so he could marry his step daughter...hmm
I also remember his step-son being morbidly obese at 5 years old, which he of course blamed on the boy's mother yet ate big macs everyday like Morgan Spurlock after working out with steroids.
The guy's a straight up piece of shit and I honestly just thought he was retarded.
Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
I also remember his step-son being morbidly obese at 5 years old, which he of course blamed on the boy's mother yet ate big macs everyday like Morgan Spurlock after working out with steroids.
Huh... confirmed..."TIL"
Say what you want about this shitty site, but the search function works perfectly 👆
Originally posted by dadudemon
Unfortunately, it happens.These three things happen when it comes to unhealthy eating in a home:
1. Parents eat healthily but do not require their children to do so. their children can end up being unhealthy because they don't do a good job of telling their kids "no."
2. Parents eat unhealthily but try to require their children eat healthy (so they do not end up like them). I see this happen more than #1. Children do not take too kindly to hypocrisy and can quickly sense when a parent is being a dick.
3. Both parents and children eat unhealthily and the parent may or may not care.
My wife is guilty of #1. My son is obese (just took him to the doctor and got his annual physical) because she did not properly manage his diet.* While he weighs 143lbs, she weighs 117 and follows a very strict and healthy diet. He's only 10. 😐 He doesn't follow a very good diet and he refuses to eat any vegetables (since he was an infant...he didn't like the vegetable puree baby foods). I tried to get him to drink a V8: puked it up. Gonna have to figure out some way to get his nutrients to improve. He's too young to take to the gym but old enough to get physical activity.
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*I use the past tense because now I am the one responsible for managing his diet.
[QUOTE=14851268]Originally posted by dadudemon
[B]I had a thought experiment based on this. It happened when this gal, who was 14, but did not look a day younger than 25-27, was making advances towards me (this was 2-3 years ago). If I was single and did not know any better, I may have made some shitty choices because she was smoking hot. I did not find out, until later from her older brother, that she was 14. She clearly knew what she was doing and that made her seem creepy, imo...
Here are two scenarios (switch the genders to make it fit your preferred gender in romantic or sexual relationships):
1. Is it wrong to be attracted to a female if she looks fully sexually mature (disregard the mental aspect of this question)?
2. Is it wrong to be attracted to a female that looks like she is 12 but has the intelligence and maturity of a 40 year old (assume she is well past legal age of consent)?
Originally posted by dadudemonAnd he flat out states earlier the same page: *I use the past tense because now I am the one responsible for managing his diet.
I recently read that you should eat healthy and so should your children.And also, you shouldn't have "bad food" in your house, at all. The only options should be healthy choices.
Healthy and "delicious" are not mutually exclusive, either.
I read this on the Mayo Clinic's website about how to deal with children who are obese.
If dad is trying to be healthy then the kids can also be healthy.