The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Started by FalconPaunch!1,415 pages

Originally posted by Impediment
I just spent a week in the hospital for another bout of osteomyelitis in my left foot. I had to have a full transmetatarsal amputation, just like I did my right foot a year ago.

I now officially have no toes and am at home convalescing so I can return to work as a pipeline integrity inspector.

Y’all better start writing jokes about me to cheer me up, you c0cksmokers.

The way to smoke a phallus bong is to put some water in the ball compartment, light the bud at the prostate part then suck the air from the ureteral opening of the frontal glands and watch the smoke go through the shaft as bubbles activate in the scrotal part.

Then you can smile and say to your friend, "I just smoked a cock!" 😄

Originally posted by Impediment
I just spent a week in the hospital for another bout of osteomyelitis in my left foot. I had to have a full transmetatarsal amputation, just like I did my right foot a year ago.

I now officially have no toes and am at home convalescing so I can return to work as a pipeline integrity inspector.

Y’all better start writing jokes about me to cheer me up, you c0cksmokers.

Maybe if you just pay the hospital bill they won't have to keep cutting pieces off of you. Cheer up, I'm sure you'll be back on your flippers in no time

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
Japanese people were already moving to California to escape the evil empire, and that side lost the war, and the West established the United Nations.

Moving is different to giving them California.

God you sound so dumb not being able to follow a simple analogy.

But even to your point, Palestinians are not and were not given the option to move to Israel, whilst even today Jews anywhere are. That's Apartheid.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
"History is written by the winners." - Napoleon Bonaparte

In other words, we decide because we won.

Fine so quit pretending to have moral reasons to defend Israel. If It's all about might is right, then Hamas was right on October 7th because they had the might that day.

Do you realise how dangerous and idiotic that argument is yet?!

If you want to argue morality, then do it with intellectual argumentation by addressing points directly.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
I'm sorry, when did Israel expand its territories when that was originally their territory? The 6 day war in 1967 was when Gaza and the West Bank were form as a ceasefire which created the whole mess in the first place. This was done by Egypt and Jordan.

1948 (look up the Nakba), 1967.

I just told you they're buliding illegal settlements TODAY. That has literally never stopped. Try actually addressing an argument.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
The Quran is one of the most anti-semetic book in existence, a lot more so than Mein Kampf which barely mentions Judaism and focuses mostly on Sovietism and Bolshevism. Mein Kampf aslo happens to be a popular book in Arabian countries.

Oh really? So then why am I not anti-semitic, but you clearly are anti Islam/Muslim.

Fact is Islamophobes are everything they fear monger Islam/Muslims to be.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
Don't ad hominem. Israel's attacks are brutal, I never denied that. I'd equate it to using napalm in Loas and North Vietnam being propagated as "neutralising threats."

You seem to defend it though. And this is a very different because It was already an apartheid and now they've literally turned Gaza into rubble. Even Trump just admitted that.

Blinken also admitted that Hamas has recruited as many new members as have been killed by Israel. IOW they've achieved nothing but murder and more oppression.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
Yeah, they're nutjobs. I don't follow right wing lunatics. I've watched right wing lunatics enough back when I was a lefty myself to know the insanity they vomit out after swallowing their own jizz. Old pseudo-intellectuals like Thunderfoot and Pat Condell.I don't know if you've seen Lauren Southern or Red Eagle Politics or Teal Deer, but I got recommended their channels a few years back and my goodness they are dumb.

Yes you do follow them, that's why you're defending Israel and telling me (a Muslim) what the Quran says. Everyone here knows you've not read the Quran.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Moving is different to giving them California.

God you sound so dumb not being able to follow a simple analogy.

But even to your point, Palestinians are not and were not given the option to move to Israel, whilst even today Jews anywhere are. That's Apartheid.

You're so fickle. Your point is irrelevant as that probably would have happened and had the United States done what Hamas are doing, the German and Japanese empires would treat the situation the same way the United States is treating the current situation. Your alternative solution is a two-state solution where neither side wants it. Your analogy is moot and you know it.

As for Apartheid, are you really going to compare Palestine to South Africa? Is Israel a part of the United States Empire now?

Fine so quit pretending to have moral reasons to defend Israel. If It's all about might is right, then Hamas was right on October 7th because they had the might that day.

Do you realise how dangerous and idiotic that argument is yet?!

If you want to argue morality, then do it with intellectual argumentation by addressing points directly.

I never pretended to argue morality, you just gave a shit argument.

1948 (look up the Nakba), 1967.

I just told you they're buliding illegal settlements TODAY. That has literally never stopped. Try actually addressing an argument.

Again, it's been Israeli territory since 1948. I know expulsion of Arabs sucks, but Israel has the right to the land. I didn't write the laws.

Oh really? So then why am I not anti-semitic, but you clearly are anti Islam/Muslim.

Fact is Islamophobes are everything they fear monger Islam/Muslims to be.

Well, you have you're own beliefs, but I'm anti-Islam, anti-Jew, anti-Catholic, anti-Orthodox, anti-Mormon etc. I think you're already aware of my beliefs towards religion.

Also, Islamophobia can also apply to police who are afraid of looking racist when a lot of paedophilic rape charges are towards Pakistani grooming gangs. And let's not beat around the bush here. I'm from South Yorkshire. I never saw the full extent until the story came through, but the clues were there. Most people I knew would make jokes about Pakis and Afghans, or say "I'm not racist but, they were Pakistani," or "It was a group of black people, I don't know if anything happened but it looked suspicious." There's also a black market of cannabis grows which is still going on and people are still saying "I don't wanna sound racist but he was Asian."

You seem to defend it though. And this is a very different because It was already an apartheid and now they've literally turned Gaza into rubble. Even Trump just admitted that.

Blinken also admitted that Hamas has recruited as many new members as have been killed by Israel. IOW they've achieved nothing but murder and more oppression.

I'm opposing a two state solution. Having recruited many members (I assume you mean a lot) is exactly why a two state solution wouldn't work.

Going back to your shit hypothetical argument, a two state solution to California where the Native Americans get their own nations over the imperialistic Japanese like the Navajo nation or the territories in Arizona? Oh wait, do you mean white people? Erm, where would they even live, Colorado?

Yes you do follow them, that's why you're defending Israel and telling me (a Muslim) what the Quran says. Everyone here knows you've not read the Quran.
I've read parts from skeptics annotated quran, and I watch videos from Younes Sadaghiani, who is an Iranian refugee, ex-Muslim living in the UK, appears on the Youtube channel Reasoned UK and supports Israel's fight for democracy.

See his channel here: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Younes+Sadaghiani

I'd love to show you his videos on the Hadiths, the Quran or the life of Muhammed but his videos keep getting taken down for some reason. I guess Iranian refugees aren't allowed freedom of speech when it comes to facts about a religion he used to follow.

ANYWAY

Originally posted by Impediment
I just spent a week in the hospital for another bout of osteomyelitis in my left foot. I had to have a full transmetatarsal amputation, just like I did my right foot a year ago.

I now officially have no toes and am at home convalescing so I can return to work as a pipeline integrity inspector.

Y’all better start writing jokes about me to cheer me up, you c0cksmokers.

Remove toenail fungus forever with this one weird trick!

Wow this f***er

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
You're so fickle. Your point is irrelevant as that probably would have happened and had the United States done what Hamas are doing, the German and Japanese empires would treat the situation the same way the United States is treating the current situation. Your alternative solution is a two-state solution where neither side wants it. Your analogy is moot and you know it.

Oh no Ad Hominem!

Actually Hamas has agreed to the pre- 1967 borders.

And no I never mentioned two states here, because I think all people should live equally which the State of Israel will never allow.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
YAs for Apartheid, are you really going to compare Palestine to South Africa? Is Israel a part of the United States Empire now?

It's arguable worse. I've already explained why which is why you won't address it.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
I never pretended to argue morality, you just gave a shit argument.

So wtf are you arguing then.

You#'ve not addressed even ONE of my supposed shit arguments.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
[b]Again, it's been Israeli territory since 1948. I know expulsion of Arabs sucks, but Israel has the right to the land. I didn't write the laws.

According to who does Israel have the right to carry on as it is? Answer: Not the UN, not International Law. Only right wing morings sucking up to the guy who does Nazi salutes to your faces.

As for it's original 1948 existence, I've already explained their original existence would have been deemed completely illegal going by modern international laws but they have the technicality that it was before those laws were written. But why on EARTH should the Arab world give a shit about when those laws were written by the West?

It's not even Western land, so what/where do you we here get the right to say who that land belongs to?

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
[b] Well, you have you're own beliefs, but I'm anti-Islam, anti-Jew, anti-Catholic, anti-Orthodox, anti-Mormon etc. I think you're already aware of my beliefs towards religion.

Except you brought up the Quran as a complete red herring. You didn't bring up the Torah or the New Testament. So I can only assume you're a complete Islamophobe who brought up the Quran as some sort of twisted justification on why it's okay for Israel to treat arabs like s***.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
Also, Islamophobia can also apply to police who are afraid of looking racist when a lot of paedophilic rape charges are towards Pakistani grooming gangs. And let's not beat around the bush here. I'm from South Yorkshire. I never saw the full extent until the story came through, but the clues were there. Most people I knew would make jokes about Pakis and Afghans, or say "I'm not racist but, they were Pakistani," or "It was a group of black people, I don't know if anything happened but it looked suspicious." There's also a black market of cannabis grows which is still going on and people are still saying "I don't wanna sound racist but he was Asian."

You're just a completely brainwashed and hateful moron at this point.

Completely changing topic to randomly hate on Pakistani's by bringing up grooming gangs which has aboslutely f*** all to do with the Middle East conflict.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
[b] I'm opposing a two state solution. Having recruited many members (I assume you mean a lot) is exactly why a two state solution wouldn't work.

Yeah because you've been brainwashed to hate muslims. You're not opposing a two state because of the 50,000 women and children Israel have killed. But because of Hamas. You couldn't make your bigotry more clear.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
Going back to your shit hypothetical argument, a two state solution to California where the Native Americans get their own nations over the imperialistic Japanese like the Navajo nation or the territories in Arizona? Oh wait, do you mean white people? Erm, where would they even live, Colorado?

You mean my relevant analogy which you don't have the brain cells to reflect on.

Btw Native Americans are allowed to unconditionally live in America with not only equal rights but Reparations in some cases. Whereas Palestinians are refugees, and can certainly not go back to occupied Israel. But Jews anywhere can.

That's apartheid.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
[b] I've read parts from skeptics annotated quran, and I watch videos from Younes Sadaghiani, who is an Iranian refugee, ex-Muslim living in the UK, appears on the Youtube channel Reasoned UK and supports Israel's fight for democracy.

See his channel here: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Younes+Sadaghiani

I'd love to show you his videos on the Hadiths, the Quran or the life of Muhammed but his videos keep getting taken down for some reason. I guess Iranian refugees aren't allowed freedom of speech when it comes to facts about a religion he used to follow.

You total d***. You claimed the Quran is one of the most anti-semitic books on the planet. Much worse than Hitler's Mein Kampf. You made that accusation without ever even reading the Quran. Do you have no shame you s*** head?!

No of course not.

FYI if you had an education you would know the Torah doesn't say great things about Gentiles either (non-Jews).

Also given you're uneducated you wouldn't know that there's nothing in the Quran or authentic Hadith's that even comes close to the worst stuff in the Bible. For example there actual are verses IN the Bible on killing and raping women and children. Whereas that's totally forbidden in the Quran and authentic Hadith's.

But a Brainwashed moron like you wouldn't have a clue. Just whatever suits your hate agenda.

You are exactly what you accuse Islam/Arabs of being.

That was energy well spent 👆

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
That was energy well spent 👆

😂

Just to let him know I have the facts on my side whereas he's a brainwashed fool. And just because I don't always respond (some of us have work and lives), doesn't change that.

Challenge his shitpost in a relevant thread then. This thread is for unproductive fun or straight up shit talk. If you just want to tell him he's a piece of human garbage who would improve society by drinking liquid plumber, this is the right thread.

But if you absolutely need to dignify and break down his entire shitpost, addressing each individual lie in an undeservedly thorough and respectful dissertation, over and over, please don't do it in this thread, as a personal favor?

^ Alrite fair enough.

In summary Falcon thinks it's fine for Israel to kill Palestinians because an ex-muslim made youtube videos saying the Quran is evil. Also he thought it was relevant to remind us there were Pakistani grooming gangs 13 years ago. Also he's seen Afghan's smoking weed. He also thinks analogy's are shit arguments because his brain doesn't work that way.

My appropriate response to all that for this thread should be - F You you drunk bigot, go drink yourself to death.

Anything more to say Falcon can create a thread on the Middle East conflict or on the Quran. Otherwise shut your gob you p*** head.

Thats the easiest and most effective solution. Anything that requires even minimal effort is a validation for his existence. Pretty sure he gets off on being humiliated, or else why else do we know so much humiliating shit about him? Why do we know about how he taumitized his friend by deciding that gay sex was wrong while he was balls deep inside his ass, and after several mutual blowjobs.

I wish imp would be useful and permaban him. In fact, no more toeless jokes from me until that happens

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Wow this f***er

Oh no Ad Hominem!

Actually Hamas has agreed to the pre- 1967 borders.

And no I never mentioned two states here, because I think all people should live equally which the State of Israel will never allow.

Then why are there Muslims already in Israel and not the other way around?

It's arguable worse. I've already explained why which is why you won't address it.
I'm struggling to find the segregation of Palestinians in Israel when they're there illegally. Albeit, no fault of their own, and most undeserving of genocide due to some ****heads, but a ceasefire is a step in the right direction, and hopefully the zone can reach peace.

So wtf are you arguing then.

You#'ve not addressed even ONE of my supposed shit arguments.

I addressed your shit hypothetical. I'm arguing that the ceasefire is the best progress the area has gotten so far, and it's because of Trump.

According to who does Israel have the right to carry on as it is? Answer: Not the UN, not International Law. Only right wing morings sucking up to the guy who does Nazi salutes to your faces.
It was established by the UN. 😐

As for it's original 1948 existence, I've already explained their original existence would have been deemed completely illegal going by modern international laws but they have the technicality that it was before those laws were written. But why on EARTH should the Arab world give a shit about when those laws were written by the West?
"History is written by the winners." - Napoleon Bonaparte

It's not even Western land, so what/where do you we here get the right to say who that land belongs to?
We don't, but I'll refer to my previous statement.

Except you brought up the Quran as a complete red herring. You didn't bring up the Torah or the New Testament. So I can only assume you're a complete Islamophobe who brought up the Quran as some sort of twisted justification on why it's okay for Israel to treat arabs like s***.
We were talking about Palestine. It didn't seem relevant to mention the Torah or the New Testament, although, they are mentioned in Islam, so maybe I should have...


You're just a completely brainwashed and hateful moron at this point.

Completely changing topic to randomly hate on Pakistani's by bringing up grooming gangs which has aboslutely f*** all to do with the Middle East conflict.

I was talking about Islam.

Yeah because you've been brainwashed to hate muslims. You're not opposing a two state because of the 50,000 women and children Israel have killed. But because of Hamas. You couldn't make your bigotry more clear.
Hamas are terrorists.

You mean my relevant analogy which you don't have the brain cells to reflect on.
You watched a youtube video that talked about "what if Japan had taken part of California after winning WW2 in an alternative scenario." or something similar to that name. I got the same suggestion, I just didn't click on it, but now I think it was making some political message about Israel and Palestine now that you're acting high and mighty by gaining some psuedo-intellectual stance. I remember doing this myself when I was a teenager. You're not impressing anyone here, mate.

pb[Btw Native Americans are allowed to unconditionally live in America with not only equal rights but Reparations in some cases. Whereas Palestinians are refugees, and can certainly not go back to occupied Israel. But Jews anywhere can.

That's apartheid.[/b]

Muslims can live in Israel, Israelis are not allowed in Palestine. You've got it backwards, mate.

You total d***. You claimed the Quran is one of the most anti-semitic books on the planet. Much worse than Hitler's Mein Kampf. You made that accusation without ever even reading the Quran. Do you have no shame you s*** head?!

No of course not.

FYI if you had an education you would know the Torah doesn't say great things about Gentiles either (non-Jews).

Oh, I'm well aware of that.

Also given you're uneducated you wouldn't know that there's nothing in the Quran or authentic Hadith's that even comes close to the worst stuff in the Bible. For example there actual are verses IN the Bible on killing and raping women and children. Whereas that's totally forbidden in the Quran and authentic Hadith's.

But a Brainwashed moron like you wouldn't have a clue. Just whatever suits your hate agenda.

You are exactly what you accuse Islam/Arabs of being.

And you gloss over the anti-semitism in the Quran with a "DA BIBLE IS WORSE!" And yes, that's all Muslims have as a defence. I've debated the Quran with Muslims before and that's their only defence. The lesser of two evils is still evil and I'm an atheist!

I referred you to a well respected youtuber and sent a link for you to see his videos. You might learn something from him.

Here's a link to his channel, if you're interested: https://www.youtube.com/@Younessrocks

Take care.

F*** you you bigot. The nerve to think your dumb ass can teach me about the Quran. Or the Bible. Or handle me in any kind of intellectual discourse.

Either make a separate thread where I can educate your tiny brain or go get drunk and find a Mosque to throw a brick at. You're dumb enough to do it.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
F*** you you bigot. The nerve to think your dumb ass can teach me about the Quran. Or the Bible. Or handle me in any kind of intellectual discourse.

Either make a separate thread where I can educate your tiny brain or go get drunk and find a Mosque to throw a brick at. You're dumb enough to do it.

😆 I tried to help ya.

Originally posted by Darth Thor

Either make a separate thread where I can educate your tiny brain or go get drunk and find a Mosque to throw a brick at. You're dumb enough to do it.

He's too cowardly to do the first, so that should confirm all doubts of him doing the latter.

That's the good news you can take from this: his local Muslim communities are mostly safe from any harm from xyz/blake/falcon/mack/fox/etc/etc.

bad news: I say "mostly" because he's a pedo and probably doesn't discriminate

"Secret Service agents — not ICE — were denied entry at a Chicago elementary school despite initial CPS reports, a CPS source said.

CPS officials initially said agents who identified themselves as ICE arrived at Hamline Elementary School in Back of the Yards Friday, but it was actually Secret Service agents looking for an 11-year-old who posted an anti-Trump video, a CPS source said. The Secret Service agents left the elementary school without incident."

"So the Secret Service went to a CPS Elementary School to question an 11 year old during the school day about a video they reportedly made against Trump. Going to a school-guaranteed the child’s parents wouldn’t be there, created chaos and fear. This is beyond messed up."

SS wanted to question a child, at school, because they made an anti-Trunt video

https://blockclubchicago.org/2025/01/24/ice-agents-denied-entry-at-cps-school-in-back-of-the-yards/?utm_content=buffer70f0f&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Trump is President and your butthurt is still funny. 🙂 party