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no beard at the moment

Originally posted by Surtur
no beard at the moment

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Worst hipster experience I had was a full English Breakfast served in a jar. Just why? Nice Cafe, but why a jar and not a plate. I asked and was told it looked cool... I was tempted to reply but I like to choose the order I eat it and my fried bread is soggy you ****. But I was too hungry.

Originally posted by Blakemore
That sounds sacrilege.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Yeah, it was in Brighton, I'm not prejudiced against anyone, but the guy had a top knot and mostly ***** have those.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Worst hipster experience I had was a full English Breakfast served in a jar. Just why? Nice Cafe, but why a jar and not a plate. I asked and was told it looked cool... I was tempted to reply but I like to choose the order I eat it and my fried bread is soggy you ****. But I was too hungry.

Is that really normal for them?

And you're not just the unlucky guy who came in when the dishwasher was broken?

Because that doesn't sound cool at all. That sounds like something you do when you're too lazy to clean your plates.

One time I saw this movie called V for Vendetta and he was all cooking an egg on top of toast.

Whaaat

Originally posted by Surtur
One time I saw this movie called V for Vendetta and he was all cooking an egg on top of toast.

Whaaat

He and natalie portman sure as hell acted like it was positively british

Originally posted by Surtur
He and natalie portman sure as hell acted like it was positively british

now here you go again, you say you want your freedom

well, who am i to keep you down

I like bread and I like eggs. So what.

i was quoting a fleetwood mac song tho

YouTube video

Oh my

I mean I always suspected.

Watching Lestov continual meltdowns are hilarious

Originally posted by Surtur
One time I saw this movie called V for Vendetta and he was all cooking an egg on top of toast.

Whaaat

Doesn't he cut a circle out of the centre of the bread and fry the egg in it? Calls it 'eggy in a basket' or something. I'll admit, I never even heard of that until I saw that movie.

I once got served bread rolls in a flat cap in a hipster restaurant, at the end of the meal I left wearing it as the neckbeards looked on helpless. If I want a smear of potato foam served on a license plate I'll go to a demented relatives house for dinner.

WTF! Ryan Reynolds and some dude called Rob McElhenney are trying to buy Wrexham Football Club. Honestly I find news like this reassures me that the Illuminati aren't planning on pushing the button any time soon. Why would they let one of their own invest money in something like that if we're all going to be living underground in 2 years?

Originally posted by samhain
WTF! Ryan Reynolds and some dude called Rob McElhenney are trying to buy Wrexham Football Club. Honestly I find news like this reassures me that the Illuminati aren't planning on pushing the button any time soon. Why would they let one of their own invest money in something like that if we're all going to be living underground in 2 years?

Originally posted by samhain
WTF! Ryan Reynolds and some dude called Rob McElhenney are trying to buy Wrexham Football Club. Honestly I find news like this reassures me that the Illuminati aren't planning on pushing the button any time soon. Why would they let one of their own invest money in something like that if we're all going to be living underground in 2 years?

Rob McElhenney is Mac from always sunny in phildelphia