Originally posted by QuincyQuince, you don't need to read no Dunes, I'll give you the cliff notes:
Dune got delayed time to cancel book club!
-It's the future
-There's this kid named Paul or maybe Paulie
-He's important
-His mother mollycoddles him
-He moves to a new home
-Some bad guys show up
-His dad dies of a gas leak or something
-His mother mollycoddles him some more
-He joins a cult
-He picks a fancy new cult name
-He meets a girl with the deepest blues eyes you've like ever seen
-He finally gets laid and starts seeing the world beyond his previous sheltered myopic view
-He drinks worm piss
-He becomes really important, like REALLY important
-He beats up all the bad guys
/fin
No need to thank me in like saving you 50 hours of reading