The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Originally posted by Surtur
Speaking of jesus there is this billboard near my house and it shows a guy and he is sitting down and his hands are on his head as if he is frustrated. The text says "Anxious? Jesus offers rest"

It sounds like jesus is saying kill yourself

No, Jesus offers peace-of-mind and comfort to those who are troubled, restless, overly stressed, etc... there is real power in His name to those who are sincere in calling out to Him.

Jesus would never condone suicide lol.

makes jesus sound gangsta

man, cats don't know what it's gonna be
f*ckin with a savior like me, Jeez-to-the-U-to-the-S

I don't think suicide is bad.

Why do I keep seeing f***ing Tik Tok ads at the bottom of thread pages? It's really starting to annoy me.

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
No, Jesus offers peace-of-mind and comfort to those who are troubled, restless, overly stressed, etc... there is real power in His name to those who are sincere in calling out to Him.

Jesus would never condone suicide lol.

Would jesus stop satan from killing himself?

bible says nothing about satan ruling hell. that stuff is for comic books, comedic crime dramas, and idiots who think it's in the bible

Originally posted by wxyz
I don't think suicide is bad.

In most cases, it is.

Originally posted by Surtur
Would jesus stop satan from killing himself?

Pretty sure Satan can't kill himself, Surt. He is a spirit being (iow, immortal). Only God I believe has the power to terminate his life.

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Pretty sure Satan can't kill himself, Surt. He is a spirit being aka immortal. Only God I believe has the power to terminate his life.

the bible literally depicts satan being destroyed in a lake of fire.

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
In most cases, it is.

So in some cases it isn't?

Originally posted by wxyz
So in some cases it isn't?

Well, I suppose if a person is in great physical pain and just wanted to end his or her torture then it might be ok, maybe, I suppose.

The thing is though, regardless of the circumstances of why someone takes their own life, if they have not been saved then they will experience far more pain and torture in the next life than they were experiencing in their physical life and there will be no release from it... ever. They won't be able to kill themselves again to escape it.

As long as someone is still alive there is a chance that person can still be saved and if a person was truly saved I doubt they would ever resort to suicide to end whatever pain they were in, though I could be wrong.

Of course, you also have to take into account the loved ones of those left behind when a person takes his or her own life. It can totally wreck them emotionally, psychologically, and financially.

Originally posted by Surtur
Nah right thread bro deal with that polar bear game post

😆

Gripe of mine. I listen to an American podcast or radio show or whatever and they take an anecdote like "you have a nice suit you look after for special occasions" and it's like yeah, I do that, most people do something like that, suddenly a promotion or commercial for a stupid modern shop or store or ebay[dot]CAAAAAARHGMM!_muh] for super awesome dickhead douche nozzle shows off his small penis for da ladies comes out so he can get the fat chick and everyone's thinking "I'd rather smoke a cig and get get cancer than hang out with this guy" so you do and the only thing lef is to to not bang the coke head ****.

All in all, a bad night.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Gripe of mine. I listen to an American podcast or radio show or whatever and they take an anecdote like "you have a nice suit you look after for special occasions" and it's like yeah, I do that, most people do something like that, suddenly a promotion or commercial for a stupid modern shop or store or ebay[dot]CAAAAAARHGMM!_muh] for super awesome dickhead douche nozzle shows off his small penis for da ladies comes out so he can get the fat chick and everyone's thinking "I'd rather smoke a cig and get get cancer than hang out with this guy" so you do and the only thing lef is to to not bang the coke head ****.

All in all, a bad night.

Originally posted by Blakemore
I'm not even gonna bother correcting the spelling errors, you know what I mean.

What you meant is that you have a secret crush on Kent Hovind and just can't stop thinking about him lol.

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
What you meant is that you have a secret crush on Kent Hovind and just can't stop thinking about him lol.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Hey, etheigohtenuigtejhsi;ryksttajtigrjeuigraejfbv daduuuuuuuuuuuudemon is a moron. do you agree with dum dum dum dum duurrururururm?

It's ok, bro. No one thinks any less of you for secretly being in love with Hovind. 😉

You shouldn't be bringing dadudemon into your Hovind fantasies though. That ain't right. What did he ever do to you to deserve that?

Im stuck in the dark with my phone...and you two

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Im stuck in the dark with my phone...and you two

Not for much longer. It's fun teasing Blakey but I'm about to do some gaming for a few hours so you'll just have Blake then.