The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

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Originally posted by Blakemore
YouTube video for shits and giggles.

Video is not available in my country.

Originally posted by wxyz
Video is not available in my country.
Al Gore laughing at the south park manbearpig jokes cos he's super cereal and invented the internet.

Anyone ever see the movie waiting? It's on netflix

No.

I don't support Netflix.

Netflix is starting to get a bit outdated tbh.

Originally posted by Surtur
Anyone ever see the movie waiting? It's on netflix

Yup

Originally posted by BackFire
Well she picked out the ring and knows all about it. So if she ends up saying no that will be pretty epic trolling.

haermm

That actually sounds like a good idea.

But, no, for real, how did it go, how did you do it, what did she say (not just "yes" or of course but she probably talked about how you did it)?

Super curious.

Originally posted by Quincy
Buckle up for some hot takes I finished The Boys Season 2 and it was

pretty good!

Loved the first season. And it seems like a much more honest portrayal of how super heroes would be used/treated than most takes. It'd be corporatized and PR out the wazoo.

Originally posted by dadudemon
haermm

That actually sounds like a good idea.

But, no, for real, how did it go, how did you do it, what did she say (not just "yes" or of course but she probably talked about how you did it)?

Super curious.

She said yes! I’m very happy.

I didn’t do anything too crazy. We are over her aunts house visiting right now so I did it in front of her aunts, uncle cousins and sisters. One of them helped me get it started by cutting the power to the house, as if the power was lost. Then calling her to come up and help her fix it. Giving me and everyone else time to get ready. We set up candles and got fireworks ready and when my girlfriend, or fiancé now, came back down they set off the fireworks and I got on my knees and proposed. Her little sister started ugly crying while everyone else was laughing and clapping. It was cute.

congratulations!

Originally posted by BackFire
I’m going to propose to my girlfriend tonight.
just saw this and your reply, big time congratulations.

BF is going to lose his anal cherry on his wedding night as is proper.

That’s been lost years ago n

Originally posted by Robtard
BF is going to lose his anal cherry

BF's butt cherry was my trophy long ago! I'm offended!

Originally posted by BackFire
She said yes! I’m very happy.

I didn’t do anything too crazy. We are over her aunts house visiting right now so I did it in front of her aunts, uncle cousins and sisters. One of them helped me get it started by cutting the power to the house, as if the power was lost. Then calling her to come up and help her fix it. Giving me and everyone else time to get ready. We set up candles and got fireworks ready and when my girlfriend, or fiancé now, came back down they set off the fireworks and I got on my knees and proposed. Her little sister started ugly crying while everyone else was laughing and clapping. It was cute.

Love it!

Thanks so much for sharing.

I told my wife you were proposing last night and she said, "Congrats to him. But who is [name-redacted]?"

haermm

Originally posted by BackFire
She said yes! I’m very happy.

I didn’t do anything too crazy. We are over her aunts house visiting right now so I did it in front of her aunts, uncle cousins and sisters. One of them helped me get it started by cutting the power to the house, as if the power was lost. Then calling her to come up and help her fix it. Giving me and everyone else time to get ready. We set up candles and got fireworks ready and when my girlfriend, or fiancé now, came back down they set off the fireworks and I got on my knees and proposed. Her little sister started ugly crying while everyone else was laughing and clapping. It was cute.

Wonderful! I wanna top that proposal now when I get the chance!

Originally posted by dadudemon
Love it!

Thanks so much for sharing.

I told my wife you were proposing last night and she said, "Congrats to him. But who is [name-redacted]?"

haermm

I’m the guy who won’t stop sending her dick pics.

Thanks though guys. Appreciate all the nice words.

Originally posted by BackFire
I’m the guy who won’t stop sending her dick pics.

Thanks though guys. Appreciate all the nice words.

Yeah, saw those pics you keep sending. You should do some man-scaping. It would like much bigger but your 8-inches of bush makes it look like someone is poking out the tip of their thumb in an afro.

The dickfro is my trademark though.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Netflix is starting to get a bit outdated tbh.

Your face is starting to get a bit outdated