The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Bruce would be one of those people who ruins movies.

Take from that whichever meaning you prefer.

Lol

Originally posted by Surtur
Lol it's super depressing I can relate to who I presume is a senior citizen.

Cuz yep last time I saw a movie was star wars ep 9 and it left me in similar position

Lol same movie.

And it was the nice big reclining chairs. He was fine at first but the next day he was sore.

Broly is back!!!🎁🥳 Aw shit!! 🙏💪👌😇❤️New Episode of Always Sunny:

Spoiler:
The Gang Ruins The 2020 Political Election

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
All this toxic shit seems to be a result of political ideology. We should all Figure out a way to move past this after the election

Old man Whirly is an old man. 😂 soz.

Cinema chairs make me fart. Not even joking.

The angle of the recliner always leaves me at an angle where my rectum is perfectly aligned to absorb air and compress to the point of a shotgun fart after the movie is over as I'm walking out.

I always go straight to the men's room to a stall and loose a voracious piss fart that almost always results in someone outside saying "Damn, dude!"

I can fart like a thunderclap and make your ears ring. But unless I've had a lot of protein, or have to take a big shit, they smell like nothing. all bark, no bite

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Sam you still butthurt about me? What gives?

I literally have no clue what you mean, can't remember having a beef with you TBH. I have no problem with anyone here (Well, Wonder Man weirds me out a little with his randomness).

Originally posted by Impediment
Cinema chairs make me fart. Not even joking.

The angle of the recliner always leaves me at an angle where my rectum is perfectly aligned to absorb air and compress to the point of a shotgun fart after the movie is over as I'm walking out.

I always go straight to the men's room to a stall and loose a voracious piss fart that almost always results in someone outside saying "Damn, dude!"

😆

Only on KMC can you hear a story about how a cinema chair gave a man a rimjob 🤣 💃 😂

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I actually agree, but you need to show the way Broly. Be a beacon! 🙂

Cool I have pretty much stopped making threads, you going to do the same?

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
I can fart like a thunderclap and make your ears ring. But unless I've had a lot of protein, or have to take a big shit, they smell like nothing. all bark, no bite

I remember the last time I farted. Dudes in HAZMAT suits were evacuating everyone in a 5 mile radius. Apparently no small mammals survived.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Cool I have pretty much stopped making threads, you going to do the same?

So where the phuck am I supposed to get my clothes at?

Spaghetti makes my farts smell so bad, it’s like someone opened the Ark of the Covenant.

#meltedface

That's disgusting, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Fools, please. I'm the one who trained Willem Dafoe for The Lighthouse

That the one where he f***ed a squid?

Originally posted by Robtard
That the one where he f***ed a squid?

Yes it was, and you should know that the squid orgasmed MULTIPLE times

Originally posted by Impediment
Spaghetti makes my farts smell so bad, it’s like someone opened the Ark of the Covenant.

#meltedface

I get the super-poops from spicy ramen. Not sure what it is but it's like a purge the next day. I always feel great after the the "last episode" but until then, it is very uncomfortable.

True facts: I have a plate of spaghetti with pepperoni chunks and Italian Sausage as my mobile phone background. I'm weird like that.