The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Phuck you DDM, I’ll do you one better.

I’ll pay you to run into my fist at full speed, you commie bastard.

That sounds awesome!

How much?

I think....$500 is fair?

Oh, and, yeah, I have bee called a communist for my political positions.

Originally posted by BackFire
I swear to god I could kick the shit out of anyone on this forum.

Except imp. I’d just have sex with him.

And probably neme since he’s apparently huge.

You had your chance with me but you backed down and ate dinner instead like a true coward

Originally posted by dadudemon
"Meet me in the 5 Burrows. I'll crack you right in the jaw!"

haermm

What kind of putrescent says this shit?

sorry i frightened you, ddm.

from here on, i'll never challenge you to voluntarily travel to meet and fight me, i promise.

maybe in the future you should stop stalking people and pretending to be tough and aggressive. would definitely help in preventing any future misunderstandings. case and point:

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
sorry i frightened you, ddm.

from here on, i'll never challenge you to voluntarily travel to meet and fight me, i promise.

maybe in the future you should stop stalking people and pretending to be tough and aggressive. would definitely help in preventing any future misunderstandings. case and point:

Originally posted by dadudemon
You didn't even get the quote right:

"Burying your fist into the face of the person you hate the most is one of the most satisfying and long lasting things a person can do. The feeling fades, sure, but it never goes away when you look back on it. You should try it some time."

But nothing compares to this classic e-tough-guy comment from you:

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
wanna bring personal shit into this thread? why not just meet me irl and I'll crack your mouth open for you? deal?

And don't forget, I'll fight you. But you gotta meet these conditions:

Originally posted by dadudemon
We can still meet up for lunch or dinner, if you'd like. But I won't fight you, if that's what you desperately want. I'm not sure what we'd talk about because, in real life, in person: you're an introverted kitten who is quite socially awkward. We could talk about movies?

Do you want an official sanctioned fight? You must pay me to fight you.

1. Pay for my trip which includes a 2 night stay, and

2. Pay me a minimum of $1,000 to fight you - regardless of who wins.

3. You must also pay for the venue and all the licensing/appointments/fees/legal fees required to get a formal fight put together.

4. If I win, have a winning purse ready for me to take it over, fully prepared. If I win, I get $9,001. You must present evidence of this "purse."

5. If you win, I will give you $1.

Deal?

What’s wrong with kittens??!

Originally posted by dadudemon
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Originally posted by Bashar Teg

maybe in the future you should stop stalking people and pretending to be tough and aggressive. would definitely help in preventing any future misunderstandings.

pussy ❌

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
wanna bring personal shit into this thread? why not just meet me irl and I'll crack your mouth open for you? deal?

crylaugh

This takes to cake for the biggest e-tough-guy I've seen. And I've seen some mall-ninja armed autists on the internet (nothing wrong with having a hobby or being autistic, from my personal perspective - but some of them get too heavy into it and become internet tough-guys).

Originally posted by dadudemon
crylaugh

This takes to cake for the biggest e-tough-guy I've seen. And I've seen some mall-ninja armed autists on the internet (nothing wrong with having a hobby or being autistic, from my personal perspective - but some of them get too heavy into it and become internet tough-guys).

Originally posted by dadudemon
In real life, in the actual fights I've been in, most people flail their arms like idiots, don't have anything close to a proper stance and easily get knocked to the ground, and always try to do the head grab thing that never works.

according to your (lie) story, you picked your fights wisely. did you end them by beating them with their own crutches? knocked them out of their wheelchairs? what's your secret, ddm?

Originally posted by Blakemore
I remember you threatened to hack his facebook.

he spoofed my FB and used my photo as the avatar. then he took it down because someone must have informed his dumb ass that it was illegal.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
he spoofed my FB and used my photo as the avatar. then he took it down because someone must have informed his dumb ass that it was illegal.

No I didn't.

🙂

Lying about this, again?

How many times do we have to have these same arguments before you stop lying?

For all we know, you created the duplicate profile and pretended to be a martyr. Magically, it "disappeared" the next day after you "discovered it." Instead of the same moment. So you could have your pretend game on that day and then deleted it when it was no longer the center of drama.

And you don't know what the words "criminal" and "illegal" mean, quite clearly.

Originally posted by Blakemore
I remember you threatened to hack his facebook.

Then you remember wrong. I never threatened to hack his facebook. That's what an idiot would say. I would never say stupid shit like that.

To be clear, I would never use those words because those are words idiots would say. No hacker says, "I'm going to hack your facebook!" That's what losers say who don't know how to "hack" anything.

^^more lies from the cowardly snake.

Originally posted by dadudemon
crylaugh

This takes to cake for the biggest e-tough-guy I've seen. And I've seen some mall-ninja armed autists on the internet (nothing wrong with having a hobby or being autistic, from my personal perspective - but some of them get too heavy into it and become internet tough-guys).

😆

Then you should stop lying.

"hur dur, dadudemon hacked my facebook!"

or

"narf narf, dadudemon created a fake facebook account of me!"

Gotta get new material.

Threaten to fight me, again. That worked well for you.

^^more lies from the cowardly snake, because everyone saw him get scared and slink off from a challenge

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
^^more lies from the cowardly snake, because everyone saw him get scared and slink off from a challenge

You sound like a christian fundamentalist now

Originally posted by dadudemon
crylaugh

This takes to cake for the biggest e-tough-guy I've seen. And I've seen some mall-ninja armed autists on the internet (nothing wrong with having a hobby or being autistic, from my personal perspective - but some of them get too heavy into it and become internet tough-guys).

and yet you got scared and slinked off. your next post, 2 pages later:

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yo, wxyz, I ate thing crust Dominos pizza. Per your suggestion.

Here are my thoughts:

Crust: delicious.

Ingredients: everything is great except for the Italian Sausage. It is probably the worst tasting Italian Sausage (nb4 BJ jokes) I've ever had. It 's terrible. So terrible, that it ruins the pizza. How hard is it to make proper Italian Sausage and then use it for pizza ingredients?

Anyway, I give the overall pizza experience a 6 out of 10. Still enjoyable but the sausage almost ruins it.

Papa Johns has much better Italian Sausage in their spicy Italian Sausage topping.

A local pizzeria, Empire Pizza, has some of the best pizza around here, though. Still, the best pizza I ever had was from a retired football player who lives in Idaho. Best pizza, ever. It matches up with the best pizza I've had in Chicago. He closed up his business and moved away, back to Idaho. Miss that dude and his stories.

poor coward. but look at what a big man you're pretending to be today. good for you! 😂

Bash/ DDM

You both should huge it out and make up

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Bash/ DDM

You both should huge it out and make up

We can't hug it out: he's rather short and said he weighs 155. He would get lost in the sea of my massive pecs.