The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

I prefer a Dirty Nando's to a Cheeky Spoon.

Originally posted by samhain
I prefer a Dirty Nando's to a Cheeky Spoon.

Originally posted by Klaw
I want to get a 4K monitor.

I want a million dollars.

I want an endless supply of my favorite ice cream.

I want someone in the White House who doesn't actually hate America and actually knows how to lead.

I want my recently deceased calico kitty back and in good health.

I want superpowers.

I want Brian Laundrie found and stoned to death for what he did to the young Gabby Petito if in fact he is guilty.

But I'll settle for simply getting a working PS5 console at retail price. 😉

You forgot wanting a country led by the King James Version of the Bible.

Poor little blakey just wants a never ending supply of booze lol.

I'm sure his liver appreciates all that shit he drinks lol.

Irrelevant.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
That will be lost on Americans Mandem.

😂

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Poor little blakey just wants a never ending supply of booze lol.

I'm sure his liver appreciates all that shit he drinks lol.

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
I want a million dollars.

I want an endless supply of my favorite ice cream.

I want someone in the White House who doesn't actually hate America and actually knows how to lead.

I want my recently deceased calico kitty back and in good health.

I want superpowers.

I want Brian Laundrie found and stoned to death for what he did to the young Gabby Petito if in fact he is guilty.

But I'll settle for simply getting a working PS5 console at retail price. 😉

I didn't realize you wanted all of that.

I thought you just wanted a PS5 and Lauren Chen.

^As much as I like Lauren there are other women I like even more, many of whom are porn starlets or retired ones.

I want Samhain.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
I want Samhain.

Unfortunately, my heart belongs to several others.

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-asked-stephanie-grisham-confirm-penis-wasnt-small-book-2021-9

Trump once asked a top White House aide to assure him that his penis wasn't small or shaped like a toadstool, new book says...

I can see where old Broly got his purple pant moment.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/sep/28/court-of-appeal-to-review-sentence-of-white-supremacist-told-to-read-classsics?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

This judge seems not fit for purpose.

🙂

where is the booze lol

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-asked-stephanie-grisham-confirm-penis-wasnt-small-book-2021-9

Trump once asked a top White House aide to assure him that his penis wasn't small or shaped like a toadstool, new book says...

I can see where old Broly got his purple pant moment.

"Trump once asked a top aide to confirm that his penis wasn't small or shaped like a toadstool.

That's according to former White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham's forthcoming book.

She reportedly wrote that Trump called her from Air Force One seeking reassurance about the size of his penis." -snip

😆 @ Trumpers, because you know that's true.

She went on a plane to check the president’s penis doesn’t look like a toadstool.

That’s ridiculous.

No, she was called on a phone

That’s still ridiculous. What is wrong with Trump?