The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
You'll get them all upset talking about Chad. The mortal enemy of the incel neckbeard.

Originally posted by Chad the Bull
Surtur like most Incels has his prostate nearer to his anal wall; this means the butt plug provides stronger sensations for him and could make him cum, having a woman in front of him and knowing pussy is not for a beta like him will certainly make him mess himself. Beta's have this evolutionary adaptation of prostate so an Alpha may both put him in his place and emotionally bond the Beta. Surtur almost certainly feels love to his Alpha. Are you his Alpha OP?

lol'd. 😂

Lets go away from this neurotic conversation and focus on my neurotism for a moment.

Is it a coincidence that they call it "Television programming?

Like we're all being programmed?

Here's another one; Why does the weekend come after the work week? is it because you're weak ened (weekend) at the end of the work weak (work week)?

*goes off to look for the gif of that guy who looks a bit like Eddie Murphy but nobody wants to say it.

Originally posted by samhain
Here's another one; Why does the weekend come after the work week? is it because you're weak ened (weekend) at the end of the work weak (work week)?

*goes off to look for the gif of that guy who looks a bit like Eddie Murphy but nobody wants to say it.

It's because your rear is weak from busting it all week. 😷

Exactamundo comrade! 🍺

I went out drinking last night and dressed up as V for Vendetta. So many people were giving me compliments and on 3 occasions a random woman came up to me and kissed me on the lips. I didn't get laid but, it was a good ego boost nonetheless.

Sounds like sexual assault.

It would to a virgin.

Oh yeah, a woman came up to me and kissed me, and a few hours later, another one did... and then another one did later after that. I didn't complain. 😄

Originally posted by Blakemore
I went out drinking last night and dressed up as V for Vendetta. So many people were giving me compliments and on 3 occasions a random woman came up to me and kissed me on the lips. I didn't get laid but, it was a good ego boost nonetheless.

Enjoy it while you're young. 👆

50 cent steins and the company would be a good memory, if didn't drink my memory that night into oblivion.

Well, is 29 years old young? I guess it is to some people. Maybe next week I'll go out on a Wednesday in Sheffield and pick up some students. XD

A 30 year old Man is young.

A 30 year old Woman is old.

Thanks, virgin.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Well, is 29 years old young? I guess it is to some people. Maybe next week I'll go out on a Wednesday in Sheffield and pick up some students. XD

It's young. You're in your prime. 🙂

Thanks 😄 👆

Originally posted by Blakemore
Thanks, virgin.

Better a virgin than an alcoholic.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Oh yeah, a woman came up to me and kissed me, and a few hours later, another one did... and then another one did later after that. I didn't complain. 😄

LOL. Does anyone here think this really happened? In blakey's wet dreams perhaps.

Or, maybe it really did happen but the women were really desperate and ugly as shit lol. 😆 😂

I get it. In your world it's impossible to think anyone you don't like has more success with women than you because only men you like have the most success with women so you must agree with those men to piggy back on their success and hopefully get a reject, only for all the people around you to make fun of you. You'd have to be a total dumbass to think that's how life is, but, considering there are a lot of idiots out there, sometimes that is the case... They don't do very well in life. I'm talking from personal experience. It's quite obvious who's an idiot and who's shrewd, sexy, confident, fit and intelligent.

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