The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

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hysterical

Originally posted by Blakemore
Any normal person would.

I'm a bit younger than you, but Welshy is my age. If I meet up with him I'd talk sports and music, like most people ... occasionally mention the people on KMC and times we've had, but more about "so what are they up to now?" Then again, he wouldn't meet up with me anyway.

I believe he enlisted in the army and did service, but the rest I call bullshit. He probably just takes a veteran's check and streams on twitch playing FPS.

The weirdest thing about his profile is it says he's engaged but her's says they're married. I'd've thought a married man would've gotten more birthday messages seeing as he's christian traditionalist conservative and all.

Then again, when I skyped him in 2016, he posted me a video "proving" the Earth is flat. I mean, that is venomfangx territory.

It's common for men 5'6-5'9 to claim they're taller because in their mind, 5'9 is average and they're around their peers' heights. Just like how men 5'9 to 6' claim they're 6' because being over 6' is usually successful people. Tom Cruise used to claim he was 5'9.

tbh I'm not truly comfortable with anyone getting their Facebook posted. No offence to Imp. I don't have a Facebook, or even a Snapchat. I have WhatsApp and use this old forum.

Originally posted by Impediment
I’ve met him in person. He lives on my side of San Antonio and we had lunch together a few years ago. He literally didn’t wNt to talk about anything other than KMC and who he hated and his rivals.

It was awkward, to say the least.

That would explain why he told me he has the mods on his side.

Those same mods the KMC Rightist squad kept claiming are "biased Leftist cucks"? Odd, that.

Originally posted by Robtard
Those same mods the KMC Rightist squad kept claiming are "biased Leftist cucks"? Odd, that.
Probably just meant Impediment.

the programmed retards are yelling over hillary again.trump points at yet another nothing burger, and they all bark at it.

In layman's terms

Pablo Escobar legal

Ms 13 .. legal

Japping every muthatrucka running up daht hil..legaltate

Angeldark

Padre Niesto ..you get thorns

YouTube video

Roberto testicular nails on stool. Irl pornstar

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
the programmed retards are yelling over hillary again.trump points at yet another nothing burger, and they all bark at it.

Trump's probably trying to distract from his own legal problems again and pulling out the old Hillary-boogeyman always gets his cult to froth. Trumpers always do as they're told.

HillaREEEEEEEEEE

You could drag humankind almost anywhere by manipulating the energies of procreation. You could goad people into actions they would never have believed possible. Sexual energy must have an outlet. Bottle it up and it becomes monstrously dangerous. Redirect it and it will sweep over anything in its path.

-frank herbert, prophet

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
You could drag humankind almost anywhere by manipulating the energies of procreation. You could goad people into actions they would never have believed possible. Sexual energy must have an outlet. Bottle it up and it becomes monstrously dangerous. Redirect it and it will sweep over anything in its path.

-frank herbert, prophet

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-39693851

a brave new world is coming.

state of the art therapeutic sleeping bag for incels?

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
state of the art therapeutic sleeping bag for incels?
The scary thing is the deeper dived into researching this at lunchtime today. The more it seems we could probably have human birthing sacks in a decade or two.

Small c conservatives are stupid. They don't understand that if they looked after their children, they would have gotten into a decent university that their tax money went to so the children don't have to live like shit.

"But my trade union/church/community knows what they like!"

"Listen Baz, nobody likes your burnt sausages or mayo and cheese sandwiches"

"I payed for all this stuff, I did."

"It's old and shit and doesn't even count as hoarding because nobody wants it in the first place"

mmm

Originally posted by Bashar Teg

mmm

Honestly, a good idea. Didn't original players think the character's name was Zelda in the beginning?

Let's not forget two of the greatest female protagonists in video game history, Samus Aran and Lara Croft. They easily earned their legacies as badass and imo, that's what female protagonists in video games should be. In my opinion, video games are escapist fantasies, and action games with puzzles in them are probably the most fun to play.

If they do make a female Legend of Zelda, don't make it like Other: M.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Honestly, a good idea. Didn't original players think the character's name was Zelda in the beginning?

Let's not forget two of the greatest female protagonists in video game history, Samus Aran and Lara Croft. They easily earned their legacies as badass and imo, that's what female protagonists in video games should be. In my opinion, video games are escapist fantasies, and action games with puzzles in them are probably the most fun to play.

If they do make a female Legend of Zelda, don't make it like Other: M.

You are the target the joke is aimed at.

some people say "correlation does not equal causation", but ever notice how they always end up dying after they say it?

I can see the future! Donald Trump will run for president but forced to withdraw due to legal reasons. Boris Johnson will still be prime minister until 2024. Joe Biden wins the election by only 16 votes. Republican party attempts to be the party of hispanics. Joe Biden signs a new healthcare bill that doesn't do crap.