The GDF Septic Tank (Official Off Topic)

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Blakemore Restricted

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
What...? 😕
Is your wife hot?

Impediment Endless

Originally posted by Blakemore
So Whirly, as I recall, you have a black wife.

I want to ask a few questions. 🤓

1. I read a lot of posts on the internet that black women have larger than average buttocks, commonly referred to as "big booty," "phat," "badongadonk," and "big ass momma," is that why you married her, and if so, is it really as good as people say it is?
Because, I'd imagine that at some point, it might be too heavy for my genitalia to support.
2. Does she look like Nikki Minaj, and if so, is she a good singer?
3. Does she prefer younger men, and if so, is she open to cuckoldry?
4. Am I going to get an STD if I have sex with her?
5. Can I live in your house while you go off to work to keep her company?

🙂

Are you intentionally trying to get permanently banned?

Blakemore Restricted

No, I was just bored.

Sorry.

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Originally posted by Blakemore
Is your wife hot?
Yes mate.

Robtard Senor Member

Blake, stop being a silly retard.

But fat bottomed girls do make the rocking world go around 🙂

Blakemore Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
Blake, stop being a silly retard.

But fat bottomed girls do make the rocking world go around 🙂

They do, Rob. They do.

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Originally posted by Blakemore
No, I was just bored.

Sorry.

it's O.K.
Originally posted by Impediment
Are you intentionally trying to get permanently banned?
thanks Imp, Blake is Blake, sometimes I don't know where he's coming from. I think he's an O.K. and doesn't always get what he is saying. His apology is accepted.

truejedi Senior Member

Forgive him father, he knows not what he does?

Any of you guys follow the sports ball? Kevin Durant requesting a trade from New Jersey? NBA is always changing...

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Originally posted by truejedi
Forgive him father, he knows not what he does?

Any of you guys follow the sports ball? Kevin Durant requesting a trade from New Jersey? NBA is always changing...

Nah, I'm not really up on American sport. If it was Cricket, Football, Rugby or Boxing, I could engage.

Blakemore Restricted

I have a new theory.

Robtard is actually a typo, and his real name is "Robot hard."

That means he's not Kirk at all, but is actually Data!

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Blakemore
I have a new theory.

Robtard is actually a typo, and his real name is "Robot hard."

That means he's not Kirk at all, but is actually Data!

Blakemore Restricted

lol, is that how Data flirts? 😂

Robtard Senor Member

Data is programmed to be master of multiple forms of sexual intercourse and he has unlimited stamina, he'd leave your crusty cornhole a convulsing quivering mess.

Blakemore Restricted

I don't suppose it would help if I explained to him I'm not homosexual.

Blakemore Restricted

YouTube video

Keir Starmer abandons his pledges.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Blakemore
I don't suppose it would help if I explained to him I'm not homosexual.

Data isn't a man, he's a machine, so he's not gay or straight or bi or anything 🙂

Blakemore Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
Data isn't a man, he's a machine, so he's not gay or straight or bi or anything 🙂
Does data have a shiny metal cock or some kind of suction machine?

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Originally posted by Blakemore
Does data have a shiny metal cock or some kind of suction machine?
he is anatomically fully functional according to the show.

I think Isaac in the orville has a shiny metal cock.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Blakemore
Does data have a shiny metal cock or some kind of suction machine?

He's modeled after his creator Dr. Noonien Soong, so he'd have a human looking cock, just that weird skin color he is.

edit: Or what Whirls said

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

As I remember he was also programmed/versed in multiple techniques of pleasuring. Its probably on YouTube.