Human-Animal Hybrids

Started by Surtur6 pages
Originally posted by Mindship
I want cat powers.
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Yeah it's stem cell organ tech basically turn of the century stuff being applied here. Almost no doubt that some hybrids have and are happening, what is more interesting is selecting human traits and editing and enhancing humans.

Oh yea, improving he human condition via human DNA manipulation is a good thing, stronger, faster, smarter, more resilient to disease and atrophy. Just sad that like most things, the super wealthy/elite will likely get it first and then the rabble has to wait for the pickings.

Originally posted by Robtard
I made this same thread about a year ago. I still don't think people understand what it entails when they speak of mixing human and animal DNA. It's not about creating ManBearPig.
😂

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
😂 and again 👆 zing!
Thanks. Infact, I think I'll go deeper.

1st day: It was dark and God said "let there be light". Sounds like something behind the clouds is reflecting some weak ass light there. Moon day to me.
2nd day: God separated water. Tiiu is god of war and the sky. Like Mars or Mardi in the French. Mardi Gras, etc.
3rd day: Woden, according to google had wolves and an eight legged horse according to google. I'm picturing someone riding in the snow with huskies and some sort of chariot, which might explain how he invented grass on Wednesday. Damn that sledge.
4th day: Thor's day. God of thunder and lightning. There must be some reference to the sun and stars here. Maybe lightening creating fire, perhaps?
5th day: Frige, Frigg or Aphrodite, the goddess of love, Created all animals. I think animals were giving birth in the meadows. Anyone wanna go out Friday night?
6th day: God invented man. Well shit, I guess someone was born on the Earth. In Greek he was exiled from Zeus on mount Olympus and became god of sewing the seed. This HAS to be a sex reference on Saturday.
Then God rested in the sun on the sun day.

Now, obviously these fables have been butchered, but the consistencies are there all throughout German, viking, Anglo-saxon, roman, greek and probably even Arabic religions. You can look this up.

In fact, I might add Dyionisus turned water into wine, not Jesus. Even though we all know wine is just rotten grapes.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
i actually have skunk powers after an Indian Curry.
😂

Plus I hear it in Bill Maher voice.

Originally posted by Surtur
Cats are a pisser once you get to know them. One of my daughter's cats was the most intelligent quadruped I had ever known. Liked people, loved attention (you could dress him up in anything, he didn't care); and he took it as a daily, personal challenge to figure out a way around my cat gate to the upstairs.

Originally posted by Mindship
😂

Plus I hear it in Bill Maher voice.

Cats are a pisser once you get to know them. One of my daughter's cats was the most intelligent quadruped I had ever known. Liked people, loved attention (you could dress him up in anything, he didn't care); and he took it as a daily, personal challenge to figure out a way around my cat gate to the upstairs.

Originally posted by Robtard
Oh yea, improving he human condition via human DNA manipulation is a good thing, stronger, faster, smarter, more resilient to disease and atrophy. Just sad that like most things, the super wealthy/elite will likely get it first and then the rabble has to wait for the pickings.
they will be a truly superior race, with hold it from the masses and treat us like farm animals as robots will be their slaves. That is the future we have to look forward to...

if you phuck one of these abominations is it still considered bestiality, tho? mmm

Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
if you phuck one of these abominations is it still considered bestiality, tho? mmm
if you want to **** one do you care what it's considered?

Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
if you phuck one of these abominations is it still considered bestiality, tho? mmm

Leave cats alone.

Originally posted by Surtur
Leave cats alone.
Have you ever noticed when a cat walks away from you with its tail up it looks like a pencil sharpener.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
if you want to **** one do you care what it's considered?
They might enjoy it

Originally posted by Blakemore
They might enjoy it

hey a honey badger might enjoy it too why don't you go try

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
if you want to **** one do you care what it's considered?
maybe i just want to **** the human part of it? 👆

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
if you want to **** one do you care what it's considered?

Trumpers are weird. Just fantasize about ****ing a regular animal like the other bestiality degenerates.

I actually have a story when I learnt about mitotic index in vaginally cells of monkeys we actually did stick glass rods up the monkey vag. The female monkeys were kept for this and got excited and presented when they sort the glass rods. This is the 80's don't judge. It was important to know how to measure mitosis in cancer research so their was a reason behind it.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I actually have a story when I learnt about mitotic index in vaginally cells of monkeys which actually did stick glass rods of the monkey van. The female monkeys were kept for this and got excited and presented when they sort the glass rods. This is the 80's don't judge.

*judges*

Originally posted by Robtard
Trumpers are weird. Just fantasize about ****ing a regular animal like the other bestiality degenerates.
you can only watch the same genre of porn for so long before it gets boring.

verdict is not guilty on account of the 1980s and zubaz pants

Originally posted by Surtur
verdict is not guilty on account of the 1980s and zubaz pants
👆 was one of the most surreal things in my life.

Originally posted by Surtur
Leave cats alone.

Amen. You can talk shit about dogs all day long but leave the superior felines alone. 👆