Bizarro vs Loki

Started by abhilegend3 pages
abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
How does he figure out how to punch the real Loki? This is a real terrible match up for Bizzaro, just admit it and move on. You lost this one.


Yeah, because Loki has superspeed and Bizarro has snail's speed.

Oh wait.

Rage.Of.Olympus Senior Member

What does speed have to do with anything? Loki is not an incantation mage. He casts spells with his thoughts.

I like how strategic Bizzaro is all of a sudden. I figure it was 50/50 he flies in the wrong direction, but obviously he’s smart enough to outsmart Loki.

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
What does speed have to do with anything? Loki is not an incantation mage. He casts spells with his thoughts.

I like how strategic Bizzaro is all of a sudden. I figure it was 50/50 he flies in the wrong direction, but obviously he’s smart enough to outsmart Loki.


You don't have to be supersmart to fly in and punch really, really hard.

I bet even you can do it.

MrMind Senior Member

Rage is falling apart lately, the racist post isn't even subtle anymore, third grade shit

Diesldude Senior Member

Loki is dead even before he blinks. Odin and Thor die trying to save him.

MrMind Senior Member
Originally posted by Diesldude
Loki is dead even before he blinks. Odin and Thor die trying to save him.

👆

Galan007 |Quantum Observer|

facepalm

Guys, please keep it civil.

StiltmanFTW CBvF

You are Apollo to Rage's Midnighter or is it the other way round?

Galan007 |Quantum Observer|

Whatever one's the top, because that's far less gay. 👆

Rage.Of.Olympus Senior Member

Originally posted by abhilegend
You don't have to be supersmart to fly in and punch really, really hard.

I bet even you can do it.

So, how does Bizarro win?

Loki could trick Bizzaro with a cardboard cutout much less illusions.

Because he isn't just not a genius, he's very often portrayed as downright gullible and stupid.

Rage.Of.Olympus Senior Member
Originally posted by MrMind
Rage is falling apart lately, the racist post isn't even subtle anymore, third grade shit

Shut up fagg*t.

MrMind Senior Member

😂 not only a racist, but also a homophobe, who would've thought

Rage.Of.Olympus Senior Member

Stop crying and complaining so much. You've yet to offer anything meaningful to a discussion outside "Character X gets stomped, Marvel sucks!".

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
So, how does Bizarro win?

Loki could trick Bizzaro with a cardboard cutout much less illusions.

Because he isn't just not a genius, he's very often portrayed as downright gullible and stupid.


Do you know what superspeed means? Why would Bizarro give Loki time to do any of that when he could just blitz him and hit really, really hard? He is not your level of stupid.
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Shut up fagg*t.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
We could go with my logical conclusion or the bullshit nonsense of a Gammafag.

Personally, I prefer the former as I'm neither Italian or a dumbass, and I don't enjoy sucking on green testicles (Only black ones).

Galan007 |Quantum Observer|

*sighs*