Which power would you choose (with stipulations)..?

Started by MrMind5 pages

honstley all those powers sound better than what my life is right now

that's how shit my life is.

Agreed, also, class 100 doesn't mean 100 tons is your upper limit. Is thwt where you are limiting the strength cap Galan? If you're granting high end class 100 strength, nothing short of a Nuke should be able to hurt you.

Originally posted by MrMind
honstley all those powers sound better than what my life is right now

that's how shit my life is.

I guess this explains why you come on here acting the way you do.

if I wake up looking like you tomorrow carver...

I'd blow my brain out while jumping out of the top of a building

If I get 5, could I leave handwritten notes and shit?
You're pretty much trapped in the "Ballad of Barry Allen"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMe1qlyuMXQ

Originally posted by MrMind
if I wake up looking like you tomorrow carver...

I'd blow my brain out while jumping out of the top of a building

Yeah, right.

You'd spend half the day jerking off while you're taking a dump in front of the mirror.

it's almost strange seeing your pathetic ass back on kmc, go eat rage's ass you filthy twerp

Originally posted by MrMind
it's almost strange seeing your pathetic ass back on kmc, go eat rage's ass you filthy twerp

I'll leave that kind of fine dining to you and the rest of your filthy kind.

this kinda back and forth just isn't the same fun without astner

Originally posted by zopzop
I can't believe no one chose #1. Sure you're basically a retard but man it would be fun. You could toss around tanks like volley balls. You could travel around fast thanks to Hulk's super leap ability. You could do basically anything you wanted to do. Keep in mind, even with his diminished intellect, Hulk was able to speak and communicate with people AND he occasionally outsmarted more intelligent foes (so there is SOME mind there).

Also you're JACKED (compare physiques with the other options and it's no contest 😄 ).

Keep in mind that you’ll also “look” like the savage hulk.

But I agree, number 1 it is.

hulk has the physique professional bodybuilders strive for

Originally posted by MrMind
hulk has the physique professional bodybuilders strive for

No doubt. I meant as in you’ll look like a hideous monster face-wise.

Originally posted by Booya_69
No doubt. I meant as in you’ll look like a hideous monster face-wise.

I mean that's 90% of professional male and female bodybuilders now lol.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
You can't have class 100 strength without being durable enough to exert that strength.

This ain't comics where you can lift thousands of tons yet a bullet can somehow still pierce your skin.

CMIIW, but in real life, strength and durability/healing doesnt scale the same..

I did put a question mark and say that I "assume"

Strength and durability does scale in real life.

A t.rex can bite with more than 6000 lbs of force only because its skull is *more* than durable enough to withstand its own forces. Otherwise its skull would warp or break just from biting.

Invisibility seems like a fine option at first...

... but then you realize how likely it is for a random car to run you over.

Originally posted by zopzop
I mean that's 90% of professional male and female bodybuilders now lol.

Lol fair enough

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Strength and durability does scale in real life.

A t.rex can bite with more than 6000 lbs of force only because its skull is *more* than durable enough to withstand its own forces. Otherwise its skull would warp or break just from biting.

You have to think of levers. They can apply a large force distributed over a long distance.

But the spirit of your point is still valid.

Originally posted by Galan007
Which of the following powers would you choose in real life...

1.) cl.100 super strength - but you always look like 'classic' savage Hulk, and gain his corresponding level of intellect/buffoonery.
2.) Complete invisibility - but you're always invisible (no one can see you, ever.)
3.) Top-tier healing factor - but you always look like Deadpool, and cannot hide your ugliness at all. You must be naked at all times.
4.) Super-genius intelligence and telepathy - but you essentially become Hector Hammond, and cannot alter your appearance in the minds of others.
5.) Flash-level super speed - but you're always locked in super speed mode(where time seems frozen around you), and can never interact with the world at 'normal' speed again.
6.) Infinite stamina/durability - but you become a TWD zombie. You retain your sentience, but have to consume humans to survive and prevent yourself from rotting. Your hunger for flesh is insatiable.

*No loopholes or anything like that. Whichever power you choose, you are permanently stuck with the caveat that goes with it.

Invisibility is the most palatable, I guess. Just live in people's mansions. Maybe take down governmental agencies by spying, then writing down what I see to give someone 😂

Originally posted by carver9
Agreed, also, class 100 doesn't mean 100 tons is your upper limit. Is thwt where you are limiting the strength cap Galan? If you're granting high end class 100 strength, nothing short of a Nuke should be able to hurt you.
In Marvel, "cl.100" just means you can lift over 100 tons... So the range is anywhere from 101 tons, to infinite tonnage, lol.

But for the purposes of this thread you basically become savage Hulk, and gain his physical strength... But you're always stuck in "Hulk mode".

Originally posted by krisblaze
If I get 5, could I leave handwritten notes and shit?
You're pretty much trapped in the "Ballad of Barry Allen"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMe1qlyuMXQ

Sure, why not.