Match the feat

Started by abhilegend11 pages

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
😂

I like how Alberto claims everything Superman does is unimpressive while asking if other marvel characters can do it.

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
Sure, just point the "errors" in it, and I'll address it. I've already did a calc on the chains for the fun of it

very little of this requires PhD-level scientific knowledge

https://fcoc-vs-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Comprehensive_Energy_Scale

But there's probably a post somewhere that cobbled it all together you ripped instead, or a discord post "screenshot_262"

Originally posted by abhilegend
I like how Alberto claims everything Superman does is unimpressive while asking if other marvel characters can do it.

Surfer sits at the cusp of five stars converging:

he burns brighter than ten suns:

he can sirens space itself to transwarp 3 *billion* spaceships.

And did this over and over and over again due to a loop:

He literally transmuted/excised the heart of the Never Queen who is up there with Eternity in the hierarchy:

Only to immediately power the gigantic planet himself.

Superman is wretchedly pathetic compared to Surfer. This why people have such animosity towards your kind of DC fan.

Stones, glass houses etc.

Hey Anvil, how did u come up with this? Better yet, where did u lift this from?
mhmm

Originally posted by -Pr-
Stones, glass houses etc.

😂

Originally posted by AlbertoJohnAvil
Surfer sits at the cusp of five stars converging:

he burns brighter than ten suns:

he can sirens space itself to transwarp 3 *billion* spaceships.

And did this over and over and over again due to a loop:

He literally transmuted/excised the heart of the Never Queen who is up there with Eternity in the hierarchy:

Only to immediately power the gigantic planet himself.

Superman is wretchedly pathetic compared to Surfer. This why people have such animosity towards your kind of DC fan.


Meh

Smartest man on the planet say Hulk can juggle suns.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-N2nFmxdvURc/U-TsEnD9hrI/AAAAAAAEamY/Nydf9TEXRbo/s1600/-002+copy.jpg

"Handsful of the sun"

Originally posted by abhilegend
"Handsful of the sun"

Only one Sun can fit in his hand just like a juggler juggling one ball in each hand.

The real reason carver is so black is because he tried juggling suns once and got burned.

It was revealed in The Amazing Derrick Man volume 1 issue 366.

Originally posted by carver9
Only one Sun can fit in his hand just like a juggler juggling one ball in each hand.

Lmao.

I can juggle handfuls of the beach.

Ergo,I can juggle continents as per Carv.

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Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Lmao.

I can juggle handfuls of the beach.

Ergo,I can juggle continents as per Carv.

Scans of you juggling sand?

Originally posted by Galan007
Scans of you juggling sand?

Shit you got me there.

Yeah, I can't imagine DS doing that. It would disperse too quickly.

Perhaps DS is thinking of mudballs he makes on a beach with his spit, urine and semen. He can juggle those 👆

Originally posted by carver9
Only one Sun can fit in his hand just like a juggler juggling one ball in each hand.

baka

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yeah, I can't imagine DS doing that. It would disperse too quickly.

Perhaps DS is thinking of mudballs he makes on a beach with his spit, urine and semen. He can juggle those 👆

Juggling semen means I can juggle humans too.

My powers know no bounds.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yeah, I can't imagine DS doing that. It would disperse too quickly.

Perhaps DS is thinking of mudballs he makes on a beach with his spit, urine and semen. He can juggle those 👆

Or the more logical explanation is that he uses the Force to keep the sand together. 👆

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Juggling semen
Now this... This is a feat I'm certain you've preformed multiple times over your character history.

I'd still like to see scans, though. Just to be thorough. 👆

Originally posted by carver9
Only one Sun can fit in his hand just like a juggler juggling one ball in each hand.