Aragorn vs The Hound and The Mountain

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Well, he is Surtur. Nothing more can be expected from him.

He only cares about shitposting in GDF and wanking his imaginary version of composite Karate Kid.

Damn you're still sore over me correctly pointing out how powerful Karate Kid is.

Did someone in a Karate Kid costume beat you as a child? Let it go 🙂

You didn't know what you were talking about and you got exiled from CBVF.

Originally posted by ares834
Very distant. He also has some Maiar (Angel) blood in him. FYI, Elrond is his many times great uncle.

Not that it really matters. Númenóreans are, as a race, superior warriors to most of the Elven races. The idea that Elves in LotR are superhuman and are far superior to men is generally untrue. That really only pertains to the Noldorian exiles and some (not all) of the Elven Lords. Even then Númenórean lords are often going to be there equal.

Basically, what I'm saying is Aragorn is mighty not because he has a little elven blood in him but rather because he is from a very noble lineage full of great heroes and kings.

👆

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You didn't know what you were talking about and you got exiled from CBVF.

All the feats I mentioned occurred, you were just doing your typical "Batman beat him" trolling.

Both of you stop it. We're not getting into Karate Kid because then h1 will come in here talking about how Pat Morita is a bullet timer and can defeat anyone he fights except Ozymandias.

Originally posted by KingD19
Both of you stop it. We're not getting into Karate Kid because then h1 will come in here talking about how Pat Morita is a bullet timer and can defeat anyone he fights except Ozymandias.

I'm not talking about the movie character, but about the comic character whose "power" is that he knows every form of karate in the universe.

I haven't debated about him in years and Stilt is still upset I pointed out this guy, with his space karate, is quite powerful. I do not know why.

Originally posted by Surtur
I'm not talking about the movie character, but about the comic character whose "power" is that he knows every form of karate in the universe.

I haven't debated about him in years and Stilt is still upset I pointed out this guy, with his space karate, is quite powerful. I do not know why.

DC Karate Kid is insanely strong for supposedly only knowing karate themed martial arts. I thought you meant Daniel-san at first.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Tbh, it depends on the KK. Silver age yes, Countdown, he'll no! Nu52 **** No! It's like Vartox, classic Vartox would destroy someone like Sentry, recent Vartox... no!

It's not just silver age. A sick and dying Val defeated an opponent even Supergirl couldn't. And this was during a time when she was being portrayed as stronger than even Superman.

I forget when that happened, but it was after the year 2000.

Originally posted by Surtur
Well yeah I know about them cuz I watched that extended shit.

Yeah, okay.

But one was significantly altered/removed permanently.

The other scenes (the ones you mentioned) were simply included in the extended editions.

That's the difference.

You don't need to go to extras or deleted scenes or anything, you just watch the extended movie with no interruptions/commentary.

Originally posted by KingD19
Both of you stop it. We're not getting into Karate Kid because then h1 will come in here talking about how Pat Morita is a bullet timer and can defeat anyone he fights except Ozymandias.

First of all, you and me are bros.

Surtur is trying his hardest to get permabanned in 3 forums.

So no, King. No "stop it", just break his spine and bite his face off or I'm not dating you again.

Second thing... yeah, maybe you're right. We don't need h1 here.

Why would I be permabanned?

Surely this place isn't so triggered by Karate Kid facts they ban you over it.

Originally posted by Surtur
I'm not talking about the movie character, but about the comic character whose "power" is that he knows every form of karate in the universe.

I haven't debated about him in years and Stilt is still upset I pointed out this guy, with his space karate, is quite powerful. I do not know why.

I'm upset your whole CBVF behaviour, which caused you to get f*cked in the ass and exiled.

Then you moved to GDF, where you got f*cked in the ass and mocked for being unemployed.

Originally posted by Surtur
It's not just silver age.

That's the problem, you want three (or more) karate kids to fuse with their penises into one being.

Sorry bro, no matter how homo you and others might be, that ain't happening.

Just... not physically possible.

Originally posted by Surtur
Why would I be permabanned?

Surely this place isn't so triggered by Karate Kid facts they ban you over it.

Nobody cares about KK, you're right.

But your Superman posts made CBVF posters want to rape you, break your bones and eat your flesh, then burn your bones.

...

Don't return.

So you definitely experienced some sort of Karate Kid related trauma.

My condolences.

No, you did.

When even some of the most hopeless DCfanboys united against you.

Just kill yourself, unemployed man.

You're still unemployed, right?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Nobody cares about KK, you're right.

But your Superman posts made CBVF posters want to rape you, break your bones and eat your flesh, then burn your bones.

...

Don't return.

So it's not just Karate Kid, folk got mad I didn't wank Supes as much as they did.

You guys make the folks at CBR look sane.

Yeah, as I said before. True, Supes played the big part in that.

You post at CBR? lol

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
No, you did.

When even some of the most hopeless DCfanboys united against you.

Just kill yourself, unemployed man.

You're still unemployed, right?

^Look at the strange hostility here. I'm sorry that debates involving fictional characters impact you this much.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yeah, as I said before. True, Supes played the big part in that.

You post at CBR? lol

No not anymore.